To clear things up my sister is not having twins I meant the new baby and MAYA! Of course. I’m sure u were all wondering. Wanted to make sure you knew what I meant before my phone started BLOWING UP with texts from all of my friends and 150 followers
Me and my girlfriend dated once when we were younger and now again as adults (9 years apart) I dumped her in a text when we were 17 and anytime we watch a movie that is ab breakups she still will say “i wonder if he dumps her in a text” girl’s never forget a thing.
When people ask me what my sign is, i tell them a sign that's not my sign and then they tell me how that makes sense, thereby confirming that they're a ding-dong.
My parents have a coffee maker but insist on running down to their building lobby for the free coffee machine. They also sometimes wait to use the lobby bathrooms instead of their own for water bill purposes. How’s your break going?
5 years ago today, down 4 runs, David Ortiz hit a game-tying grand slam, flipping Torii Hunter into the bullpen & sending bullpen cop Steve Horgan into celebration.
The Red Sox went on to win the World Series.
Officer Steve Horgan will retire in 2019.
There’s one more installment of “Tom vs Time” dropping on Facebook tomorrow at noon. It’s an epilogue that addresses Brady’s offseason in which he did some soul searching regarding his family life and how long he wants to play. Trailer is here: https://t.co/vQRnVJdbxr