Daniel Dickson

Follow me at your own risk/🍁/sometimes I say things people like, most times I’m weird /🇵🇱🇬🇧/Follow @americasesc/Bachelors degree haver

[Daniel Dickson @danieljpdickson]

I’ve just accepted the fact that at this point my credentials to any school I attend or workplace I am employed at are going to be extremely professional

[Daniel Dickson @danieljpdickson]

During my first sem of high school I got marked absent 3 of the first 4 Fridays from period 2 English (I was there). The one week in there where that didn’t happen, I was erroneously marked absent from period 4 music. THAT was a fun convo with my parents lmao

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my brother sent this to his teacher and it's sending me so bad

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@bigsnugga Aliens are to Trump what alcohol policies are to Doug Ford

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@mace_face18 rope step up can sees = roasted pumpkin seeds btw

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@mace_face18 This is the updated version of that cow singing in Polish

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@MisguidedHog @barbarismcrit you right my bad

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@MisguidedHog @barbarismcrit what victims it’s a fake video 🥀

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@ReallyMyOpinion @DesireeReports He’s a republican hope this helps

[Daniel Dickson @danieljpdickson]

@MisguidedHog @barbarismcrit It’s AI hope this helps

[Pete Evans @p_evans]

This video of a narcoleptic dog is somehow even better than I was hoping

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@scrwedupscared @thissucksbruv @Hoop_JohnB Fortunately I’m a lot younger than her 😎

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@chaosangelus This reads like a bad 2 sentence horror

[Daniel Dickson @danieljpdickson]

@BALUCIAGA Also fun fact: the real bear Winnie was named after the city of Winnipeg, Canada

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there’s a real answer to this actually

[no me llamo vicenta @kansaita_]

me encanta este video porque da igual cuando lo pares que cada imagen es mejor que la anterior

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

👏🏼

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@makoapologist @thissucksbruv @Hoop_JohnB If it’s one standalone game then hell nah it’ll be over for me before I even touch the racket

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@makoapologist @thissucksbruv @Hoop_JohnB Yes but a game in an infinite series of games (like a game ever?) or just one single winner takes all game? It doesn’t specify

[Daniel Dickson @danieljpdickson]

@thissucksbruv @Hoop_JohnB If you had me play an infinite number of games against her, I’d take a point by complete fluke at least once. Mind you, it could take years, maybe even decades, but statically speaking it would happen once.

[Daniel Dickson @danieljpdickson]

@Meritocrating @venturetwins I wish I’d start getting AI scam calls instead of human scam calls because I’ve seen so much of this and it seems so fun