🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

#RadarScope w/full NAV touch control, compatible with CarPlay (Awesome)…has brought a tear to my eye. 😢 😊 Maybe for Christmas fire up the ol’ GPU’s and we get 3D volumetric/cross section scans? LET’S GO! 😂 ? Maybe?

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

@USronaldcarter New FOMO @havenoclue over there.

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

@alabamapower @spann UPDATE - - “Tree is gone and power on”. Thanks to the power crews and those who assisted. #BLESSED

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

@alabamapower we reported and been without power since about 2a Oxford, AL area. Beginning to warm up outside and no attempts to fix at all. Tree down road blocked so lost day at work now losing refrigerated items. HELP?@spann

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@HillaryClinton

Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.

While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.

You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.

And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.”

The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls.

Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Every single child with Down syndrome is a gift from God, who deserves life.

These children have just as much value, and deserve life just as much as a child without DS.

Down syndrome children aren’t a curse to parents.

Pass it on.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

There’s NO WAY Dan Crenshaw saw this loss coming tonight.

He was totally blindsided.

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Geez 👀

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

BREAKING: A picture sent to us by a trusted local from Tehran, Iran, moments ago

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

WOW, CONFIRMED.

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Maybe? If so God I pray for renewed peace and understanding for our world. Thank you @realDonaldTrump and pray for patience and protection. 🙏

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Maybe? If so God I pray for renewed peace and understanding for our world. Thank you @realDonaldTrump and pray for patience and protection. 🙏

[Bill Partridge 🇺🇸 @ChiefBPartridge]

2:55 PM UPDATE-

Earlier today, two male individuals were inside Quintard Mall for a new sneaker release event. During a confrontation in front of the store, both individuals brandished firearms.

Initial reports indicated that no one had been shot. However, we have since confirmed that one of the individuals sustained a single gunshot wound to the arm. He transported himself to a local hospital for treatment. His injury is not life-threatening.

The investigation remains ongoing. Warrants will be sought as the case progresses.

The reckless decision to introduce firearms into a crowded retail environment over a sneaker release is deeply concerning and will not be tolerated. We are fortunate that this incident did not result in more serious injuries to innocent bystanders.

Additional information will be released as it becomes available.

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Geez, @HuffPost your feelings really hurt by others showing/having American pride in our countries winning of gold medals & waving of American flags? Or just maybe it’s your “therapists” bill you received that hurts? Because I figure most of us are busy just being proud 🤔 🇺🇸

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey https://t.co/KrqPlSMQ3l

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Funny, @elonmusk the above post 3 different times disappeared when I posted. Tried different way see if it stays up time @TuckerCarlson

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

@ TuckerCarlson
I’m not sure what happened with you. Like many other influencers you have chosen to deal in halve truths and/or straight up lies. Just like the “others” I will no longer give you a follow on “X”.

I do not have the time or energy for it.

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

@TuckerCarlson I’m not sure what happened with you but like many other influencers you have chosen to deal in halve truths and/or straight up lies. Just like the others I will no longer give you a follow on “X”. I do not have the time or energy for it.

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

@spann @ChiefBPartridge @simpsonWVTM13 @Dave_Nussbaum First off thanks for the reply I apologize I should’ve been more specific on FOV. I just RadarScoped that this was almost due S of my location. Feel Chief would have mentioned if anything noteworthy for the area though. Again thank you 🙏

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Appears to be a decent woods fire between Oxford and Munford AL currently. Checked the AL Forest maps and appears to not be a prescribed burn best I could find. ??? #alwx @ChiefBPartridge @spann @simpsonWVTM13 @Dave_Nussbaum

[🇺🇸 Original XtremeWx @DanielnEAlabama]

Light SN Flurries started on the hill @ChiefBPartridge in Oxford #ALWX and a blustery 26 degrees