Daniel Vayalil

Seattle University, '24 grad🎉
BS in CS Major

[nick @Framesofnick]

Do not miss out on one of the best shows airing, not just in animation but as a whole.

The time to tap in is NOW

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Chai means bottomless. You’re saying “bottomless bottomless”

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

a sister *bang bang* a witch *bang bang* and what was her sister? *bang bang* a princess *bang bang* the wicked witch of the east, bro *bang bang*

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

basically the way electronics works is, you summon a demon to do your work for you. and it wants nothing more than to return underground (to hell, where it belongs), and you're tricking it into running through mazes to perform calculations and actuate motors, BUT—

[Rob Henderson @robkhenderson]

Putting your phone away to watch TV counts as meditation now.

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[KINO DRIFT @violenthighfive]

@herekdeckman it was The VVITCH when she goes to battle the VVITCH

[Lark @king_of_limb]

genuinely just had a come to jesus moment realizing bug's life is seven samurai. oh my god

[nightmare on elm street hater @street_Hater]

you gotta understand mel brooks was like one of the first people ever to be funny. her pussy the reason for EVERYBODY in the room

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Today on Anthony Bourdain’s birthday, let’s honor Tony by sharing a meal…with a friend or with a stranger…and making sure they’re okay. @wckitchen we are honoring him in a way by being next to the people of Venezuela after the earthquakes. Sharing food and hope. #BourdainDay

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Grammy-nominated producer Tay Keith found dead in Nashville apartment, police confirm https://t.co/1qQcDuPvI0

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

Ummmm. You guys.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

What the fuck. Gimme your boss's number

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve been working on a new App for Trolls and Haters.. What cha think???

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

final boss of white boys who say inshallah

[Evalyn ･ﾟ:*☆ @Evalyn_Bevalyn]

small blue goblin ran across the room so i open palm smashed it into the wall #NotInMyHouse

[Daniel Vayalil @danielson2002]

@electrolemon Okay but like what food would you have made for no other choice? Cooked eel, or something... that would've been such a toughie to figure out puns for imo

[Daniel Vayalil @danielson2002]

@Math_files Tau, right?