Danika

professional sass || writer

[Danika @danikataylor98]

I am a snack but I do not smile back

[Danika @danikataylor98]

what happens when the jonas brothers bring out KEVIN JONAS then what 😭

[Danika @danikataylor98]

@JonasOnTourNews Boston Fenway c4 turf $644 for two !

[G @Xxyatusabe]

That hour we lost was the one i was going to use to be nicer to men

[Danika @danikataylor98]

@thefalsegodlovr diana one direction

[taurus @AY0EDEBIRI]

PROTECT BLACK LIVES
PROTECT TRANS LIVES
PROTECT LGBTQ+ LIVES
PROTECT WOMENS LIVES

[Danika @danikataylor98]

waiting at the window for my nuuly to arrive like a dog waiting for its owner to be home

[Danika @danikataylor98]

@traciebreaux ok red john

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

well we need to have a long conversation about the prophecy. like…to be a hopeless romantic who feels like love never chooses them? to beg and scream at the sky for one person who doesn’t leave? devastating to relate to a song like this but here I am!!!!

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Wow, I resisted getting myself a little treat tonight. Sounds like somebody deserves a little treat

[kristal @tmylmjonas]

leaving 2023 obsessed with joe jonas. entering 2024 obsess with joe jonas.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

times are desperate and i’m starting to need a little treat after my little treat

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

[clare @sadderlizards]

no thoughts november. i will not be doing any more thinking

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy

[chase @_chase_____]

after u do your laundry u should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. no charge

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[♡S(Niall's version)♡ @niallslover127]

she's 10, but she still believes in a one direction reunion

[Danika @danikataylor98]

@Ticketmaster where is my texty text with my code I’m in the queue 😭😭