dank | duck expert ❌

formerly queen liz II’s supplier of adrenochrome

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

Drawing Hanzi in the dirt beside I-95 to scare all the finance bros on their commute

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

@KnowingBetterYT @agraybee I don’t think you’d be caught dead calling the Free Russian Legion who fights for the Ukrainians a terrorist organization, KB. I respect you a lot my man but calling a national liberation movement terrorist is exactly what the occupiers want.

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I want a proper handshake emote in @helldivers2 so that me n the boys can recreate this scene

https://t.co/dT7SbJeyGD

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@ratthewmopp I should have listened to you, I should’ve stayed off Twitter

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

I’ve opened Twitter for the first time in months to beg @Steve_Dangle if he can give the Leafs permission to throw the game tonight, I’m on my hands and knees, kissing shoes, BEGGING. I NEEEEEEED THIS WIN. I NEED THE PENS TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

@bloodvvisions Ziplock bag. Why don’t you?

[Shabazz @ShabazzArts]

The reason Aaron Bushnell's martyrdom strikes directly at the imperial core is because here is a white man who chose to burn himself alive rather than being complicit in doing so to others.

They do not want anyone thinking too long about what that implies.

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

Guys for about an hour today I forgot how to pee

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@nockenack Egghead

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He’s gonna be great with defensive powerhouse Marcus Pettersson stapled to him. They can even speak Swedish to each other

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Erik Karlsson, traded to PIT, is an elite offensive defenceman coming off one of the greatest offensive seasons we've ever seen from a blueliner. Amazing passer, excellent shot. Also an extremely poor defender who sacrifices a lot to make that offence happen. #LetsGoPens

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@ratthewmopp @nockenack Common nocke L

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After a lengthy manhunt, Boston police have the slide in custody. It was found hiding in a boat in a backyard of a residential home in Watertown.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Boston PD have just arrested the slide

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Same dude

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I had to Google what CSAM was and this is Twitter so I’m pretty sure it’s the other thing, not cold spray additive manufacturing

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@elonmusk

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Sitting at my government job listening to Know Your Enemy by RATM

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

@TheRealSheamusC I hope you simply installed bidets

[dank | duck expert ❌ @dankkopp]

How much was their promo budget, why does Jimmy’s head look like it was collage glued onto the poster after the fact