Daniel Lifton

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@replohq @replohq

[Daniel Lifton @danlifton]

Chelsea is a shambles from top to bottom. Before next season we need to:

1. Let Poch go.

2. Winstanley and Stewart are bang average and need replacing. Clueless transfer strategy and signings.

3. Stop hiring under qualified people from Brighton.

4. Bye-Bye Boehly.

#CFC

[Daniel Lifton @danlifton]

Time for Poch to go now. Get Mourinho and JT back in for the short-term to install the standards and discipline required to play for the club. Sporting directors need to go as well after the shambles of the signings int he last 18 months.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Textbook Lampard

[Daniel Lifton @danlifton]

@JustEatUK I’ve had the wrong items delivered from my McDonalds order. It’s a different order from mine. Please can you help as my order number is not being recognised online.

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[Daniel Lifton @danlifton]

Nunez = Werner 2.0

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Peter Drury really is a poet 😂👏

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

People try to tell you what to think every day. Here are what some individuals and organisations told you about Liz Truss and her government’s “mini-budget” - perhaps worth remembering next time they try to tell you something…
1. The Daily Mail

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Daniel Lifton @danlifton]

As a fan, this statement is far off the mark with its tone. For starters, it’s an invasion, not a conflict. Question is, will we do anything to show our support to Ukraine during the match today?

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club statement on the conflict in Ukraine.

[Liam @lcafc1]

@PoliticsForAlI You can go to the pub with you colleagues...

You can go to a Christmas party with your colleagues...

You can eat, drink and sing with your colleagues in bar, without a mask...

But you can't go to an office with your colleagues?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

If I was Labour, I would call them The Christmas Party and I would never stop doing it.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Phrase of the day, from the 16th century, is ‘give someone the bauble’: to play them for a sucker or fool.

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Everyone gets a news alert telling them to turn on the TV. We see a small concrete room. Mark Zuckerberg is tied up in the corner, eyes full of fear. A voice comes out of the darkness. “You answer to a new master now”, it says. The lights flicker on. It’s Tom from MySpace.

[Daniel Lifton @danlifton]

That’s one of the better fights in recent years. #Usyk is a class act.