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[MyGoal Gurk @MyGoalGurk]

@ConorHaloReach You’ve probably seen this but this might be my favorite Tim Robinson sketch ever

https://t.co/9WkDgJqZs2

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

Found a Tim Robinson sketch that I haven’t seen anywhere else and it’s funny as fuck

[shortdads @danpettit2]

Thanks Fred again.. for spending 757 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Lights Out. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/93GeMf70Gb

[SPACE YACHT @spaceyacht]

wait for it

[shortdads @danpettit2]

@kevinabstract I think my aesthetic fits your vibe

[Warzone Meta | WZStats.GG @WZStatsGG]

Activision’s lawyers reached out and asked us to shut down https://t.co/aX094FtqB8. According to their ToS, we can’t use their API. We’ve tried to reach them multiple times to become Partners, now is our last shot. Anyone working at #Activision, please reach out [1/7] ⬇️

[wint @dril]

covid toe penis; can you get covid toe in penis. do blue markings on penis mean same thing as covid toes. covid penis real? when to call 911

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut
Me at 15: I want to be a pro athlete
Me at 25: fuck me how expensive is cheese

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

wearing carhartt beanies is crazy because ur either in ur second semester of art school or ur forklift certified nobody knows

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

getting coffee

[om3n @om3ntrades]

Awakening Mix. 5 Tracklist

Out Monday morning. <3

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

White dads be like holy shnikes thats a red breasted swallow by the bird feeder Barb get the camera u fucking whore! 🤠

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Not sure about this one

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

coffee time

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

if you need me ill be in my room listening to ski mask's new tape loud as fuck until my wife's boyfriend forces me to turn it off n punches a hole in my bedroom wall

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I know it’s not 4/20 anymore but I like this picture. When the three of us smoked there was this unspoken thing like “we found each other”.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - is a mouse named stuart
$5 - owns a red convertible
$500 - over 6 feet tall

[billiam @BillRatchet]

damn my weekend was a dream

friday - play fortnite for nearly 12 consecutive hours, go to bed at 6 am

saturday - get out of bed at 7pm just to get food / whoop my meat

sunday - finally fix my sleep schedule, rise n grind for church

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Christ Sues Catholic Church For Unlicensed Use Of His Image https://t.co/PZ78bYrUAc

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man On Date Ready For Question About Siblings This Time https://t.co/0zLZMYDZme