Dan Walden

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale;

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

The most frustrating thing about this fight debacle is @netflix telling me it’s a problem with MY internet

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

Hahaha @netflix is ruining this for everyone

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@TheGurglingCod Ahem…CLAMYDIA

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

THEY’RE EATING CATS!!

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@ditzkoff I mean, The Simpsons is just perfect.

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

But what’s Kamala’s handicap????

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@JakeSullins Oddly, I like this take very much.

We need the hour to come for that rough beast, slouching toward Bethlehem, to finally be born.

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

All of the US right now

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@TronCarterNLU @BunkiePerkins Ouch. Gauges are in the red around here.

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

Coming soon to @BaylorEnglish

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

For everyone who celebrates, happy Q-zip season.

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@jimmypardo He’s an angry elf

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@JakeSullins

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

The last two lines from this commercial live rent free in my head. Every now and then, and completely at random, I’ll think “Baked potato a-peel” and keep on going about my day

https://t.co/ywilmjXIjX via @YouTube

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@JakeSullins I remember this—and the futile rage i felt—clear as day.

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@TheGurglingCod UNC

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@proffwolff Capt. Peleg would like a word.

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

@JakeSullins Probably some questionable decisions about to be made on the square in the next 3 hours

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

I don’t think there’s a better example of pure joy than when someone hits a hole in one ⁦@ziregolf⁩ ⁦@DwyaneWade⁩ https://t.co/5wGw906UvY

[Dan Walden @danpwalden]

Not sure if American parents should allow their kids to watch this Ryder Cup.