Dan

[Dan @dantheguy1]

@edannunziata @EccoDolphinGame Record/vinyl of the original mega drive soundtrack and the Spenser Nilson

Concept art!

Hardcover prints of the original comics that appeared in sonic the comic.

[Dan @dantheguy1]

@JonComms Ordered. Cheers Jon 👍

[Dan @dantheguy1]

@TheRealRoxette Any chance of a vinyl release?

[Dan @dantheguy1]

@frontofstore Looks to me like you’ve used a colour filter to make the one on the right look unattractive. Sharing your thoughts is fine but not sharing an accurate image is less so…

[Dan @dantheguy1]

@RoyalMailHelp the following was left in my mail box. No name on the card, no parcel in the yellow bin. Why was it left in such a public place?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s so hot in Britain you could crack an egg on the pavement and it would just kind of sit there all raw
#heatwave

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a jaded, anxious human being.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest job interview:

"What are your key skills?"
"I just quietly get on with things"

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

The first five numbers alphabetically are:

eight
eight billion
eight billion eight
eight billion eighteen
eight billion eighteen million

[Concrete Blond @Super_Cynthia]

This is a weird name for a dog

[The Ineffable Horror of Joe Muggs 🛸🫠 @joemuggs]

Actually it's even better if you imagine them badly lipsyncing like old kung fu films https://t.co/TWcwvYXrBq

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

What happens when u wear a green tie on TV 😭

[RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade]

Did you sing McArthur Park? https://t.co/yRrUpvz6wk

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Trump's state visit puts Queen in "very difficult position" - hunched over, trying to push all the heavy furniture in front of Palace doors.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

3 nominees emerge for Trump's Supreme Court shortlist, with the fourth horseman sad to miss out.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

#InaugurationDay 2021.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

PM's Brexit speech: Corbyn demands clarity on key issues.

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

"Two-thousand and seventeen" does not share any letters with "prickly fig". This will not happen again until 7000. https://t.co/pgrQdVrMzp

[わはは @mrbowers]

Love that there's not one but two pictures of Carrie Fisher in garbage cans making the rounds. Never felt closer to her tbh.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Persuading everyone to play a board game and accidentally destroying your family