Dan

[Ndues boy @ndues_boy]

Picking up the economy is where he draws the line 🤣🤣

[Dan @danzido12]

@two_under_ 🤣🤣🤣

[Dan @danzido12]

That’s some serious oontz oontz

[SHIMZA @Shimza01]

Kimi 🏎️🏁

[Tafadzwa 🦓 @MakumbeTafadzwa]

Warren

[Dan @danzido12]

@samkebusiness It’s a catch phrase they like to use, kinda like how they use “state of the art” to describe anything with buttons and connected to electricity

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if standing up for yourself burns a bridge, then fuck that bridge.

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Your ancestors watching you drink alcohol without first pouring it on the ground.

[Dan @danzido12]

@nelly_agwan Ko isu takwana papi ko nhai?

[phantéau @_wangwe]

Could never be me. I be in her ear like

[Dan @danzido12]

C-goat

[❌💤 @alreadywon___]

This girl fucks back in missionary, never seen anything like that in my life 😂🤯

[Jabari’s Dad @babaxjabari]

Air Zimbabwe

[Dan @danzido12]

@Nyadah_960 No contact but the most decent lodge on the Zim side is Ariella Guest lodge.

Zambian side has better options for the same price though

[Dan @danzido12]

Teeing

[esahc @49eerfc]

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

Are we saying that all these favor buying gimmicks, the cars, the handouts are cheaper and more effective than actually developing the country and making the majority of people happy ??🤦🏾‍♂️ they sat down and decided this was the best way to remain in power 🙌🏾

[Dan @danzido12]

Itai muchitinyara please

[Prince of Mutapa Kingdom @BrickbyBrick263]

👑 THE IMPERIAL RETURN: Why ED MNANGAGWA MUST BE CROWNED EMPEROR OF MUTAPA AS RETIREMENT PACKAGE👑:A THREAD.

​1/20 ZIMBABWE IS HISTORICALLY, SPIRITUALY AND CULTURALLY A KINGDOM,NOT A WESTERN REPUBLIC. AS PRESIDENT ED MNANGAGWA NEARS RETIREMENT, WE MUST LOOK TO OUR SACRED ROOTS.

[Real Makavela @buster_goldie]

Now you understand

[Freeman @freemanchari]

Whoever has accepted the trinkets from these thieves is a thief too. No exception!

[Dan @danzido12]

Coz they move on 6 months prior to the relationship officially ending.

There’s guys warming up on the bench even if the relationship is going strong

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

My friend ended a 6-year relationship about 3 months ago.

His ex is already posting vacations with a new guy, smiling all over Instagram like nothing happened.

Meanwhile my buddy refuses to even download a dating app. He’s just lifting 6x/week, going to work, and trying to survive the day.

It genuinely made me wonder…

Why does it seem like women move on from breakups so much faster than men?

[Dan @danzido12]

@chirembaPT Taura hako

[Lennon @MoveLennon]

Zimbabweans : Why did you take the gift?

Thomas Mapfumo: