This will be a very popular tweet. Got this vehicle in the left lane on Ring rd from Winnipeg St to Argyle St. 76 in the 100 zone. Driver ticketed for driving at a speed that impedes the flow of traffic. $125 fine @reginapolice
Marc Andre Fleury is dirtier than a rest stop bathroom in Oklahoma I mean there's just sweaty cross country truckers pissing on everything in that crease right now. I mean this guy is absolutely a steaming hot tuna fish sandwich in the backseat of a Nissan Sentra in New Mexico
Sweat drips from my forehead as I painstakingly edit a picture of me and my mom on the beach 4 summers ago. I exert every ounce of creative energy to come up with the caption, “I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry” and breathe a sigh of relief. My work for the day is done