Darby Cook

The reject child

[chance @chanceposts]

Sorry for being distant; I’ve been feeling super weird about myself and am trying to fix everything at once

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@HattiePiastri this is iconic thank you also i'm rooting for oscar wdc this post will manifest it

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Crazy day to be a former Dan and Phil stan account turned United States Representative with a PhD

[trash jones @jzux]

i did not spend years turning the faucet off while i brushed my teeth so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[yz 🚀 @everhero13]

can y’all leak the evermore long pond studio sessions instead

[molly ⸆⸉ 💌 @rwylmolly]

could it be enough to just float in your orbit

[mimi @mimikyuou]

no offence but being sexually desired by people, but not romantically desired is giving me brain damage

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Could a depressed person do this? [eats half a protein bar for dinner]

[aus 🐞 @yeahprobablyy]

Getting pregnant and taking 20 tylenol a day in hopes my child becomes the biggest dan and phil fan you’ve ever seen

[🦢 @damnidc__]

"I want you"... you haven't sent me flowers, offered to take me on a date or anything showing that you "want me" lol please go to h€ll sir.

[lex @lexlisbon]

i lowkey don't mind talking about the weather like Yeah it has been awfully humid lately hasn't it

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

the vibe i bring to the function

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

the holy trinity for the depressed girlies who wanna commit murder

[sarah @heavenbrat]

the most romantic thing to ever happen to me is every girl friendship in my life