LISTEN UP GAY WIZARDS

women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

[LISTEN UP GAY WIZARDS @darndere]

if you live in california you legally know the guy who played gibby on icarly by three degrees of separation or less

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[kim @KimmyMonte]

waiter: are there any allergies at the table?

me (already drunk): BEES

[∘°∘♡∘°∘ @cyb3rk1tty2003]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[LISTEN UP GAY WIZARDS @darndere]

@Vasooki SHES GORGEOUS

[a local @jedwill]

Werewolf getting kicked out of the drive thru on Halloween:

[llbll @BIH_WEE]

ITS POOP NIGHT IN BASEBALL!!!!

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

here's a logo i designed. the "m" means "moving" and the arrow means "forward". You can wear this shirt to let people know that you are always moving forward.

[rhea 🏺semi ia until i finish DA:V @lionslavellan]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. eldritch blast

[seepy @YoRHaw]

*boots up katamari* King of the Universe: ahh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you *the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play*

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

A fun part of getting older as a woman is hitting the age these men were when they knew you and your friends and realizing how childlike and fragile girls that age seem to you now. Lends a special horror to it.

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

this fucks

[giggles 🦇🧝‍♀️ @GigasvonFurfur]

her: you better not be cunty lobotomized elf when i get home
me: