Darran Cornhill

Husband and Father. Veteran Infantryman - 3rd Bn Queens Regt & 1 PWRR. Passionate Man Utd fan and Cricketer. Loving life.

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@phuyal_mukunda Please do, would be nice to see you.
All good thank you, how about you and your family.

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@GarethCornhill 😜😜😡

[fill your boots @MilitaryBanter]

Get on it

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

A Babcock and HTS team from the RSME are fundraising for the Royal British Legion Industries. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/5l6FjSn5LA

[Clive Ward @CliveWardauthor]

COMPO SAUSAGES
Sounds like something revolting from Last of The Summer Wine, doesn’t it? But for me the best thing that came out of the cold war was the Holy Grail of foods compo sausages, putty in a tin. Also known as ET fingers, or dead man’s fingers. These sausages were usually found in the four or ten-man ration packs. What would I give for a can of these right now? Perhaps the finest culinary delight the ration packs had to offer. I’ve seen grown men fight over the last COMPO sausage at breakfast.
In fact, I liked them that much I was almost tempted to sign up for 22 years. Then I tasted f**king COMPO Pilchards.
There were ten sausages in a tin. You can be sure if there was ever an odd one left it would be cut and shared to the millimetre.

ACC URBAN LEGEND

In the world of compo, the sausage sex aid may be king. Rumour has it for a spot of field loving, if you removed the middle sausage from the tin, it would provide you with an excellent artificial vagina. Never tried shagging a tin of sausages myself... There's a recipe for trouble. Here’s me thinking that thick white goo was fat. Warning it carries 56 days jankers if caught. All I can say is they must have had small willies. I wonder if any ex-ACC screams 'One fucking sausage!' in his sleep... Like my missus does.

COMPO FOOD OF THE GODS by Clive Ward www.clivewardauthor.comAvailable on Kindle and paperback https://t.co/3VuMKA3cSA

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

An official Real Madrid FC shop in Barcelona…………who’d have thought it!!!

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@ElonMNews Yes

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@GarethCornhill @LondonMarathon @MindCharity Proper good effort, and a great cause to raise cash. Well done mate, very proud 👍🏼👍🏼

[Villan 1968 ✝️ @uppernorthvilla]

St George's day
How many retweets can this great man get 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[GarethCornhill @GarethCornhill]

With the London Marathon fast approaching I have set up a fundraiser for @MindCharity if you can donate anything at all, please do 🙏🏼 https://t.co/8j2WsQJU3R

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

You can help raise money by donating online #JustGiving https://t.co/9RhwmQ857r

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

I'm fundraising for Royal British Legion Industries. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/zbuf8fMd7m

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@hilly2069 @WTFC_1886 @WellingTownFC Good luck boys 👍🏼⚽️

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@benonwine Not 1 clip of any episode!!

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@historyinmemes Absolute classic.

[Corps of Royal Engineers @Proud_Sappers]

A massive congratulations to all those in our #SapperFamily who have been awarded Chief Royal Engineer Commendations! These are awarded for exemplary hard work, dedication and outstanding service. 👏

Watch here: https://t.co/YcL5pYJ4at

[PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 @PhilipL47837986]

Pluck Away With Jane And The Gang 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🌈🌈

[Darran Cornhill @darran_cornhill]

@GarethTriggs @RhysGwynJ Blimey was that a young Trigger?? 👍🏼😳

[LADbible @ladbible]

This should be an Olympic sport

Sensational 👏