Darth Octopus

Living my worst life…

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[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

I just had to pull a cocktail stick out of my foot.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

I bought a mace.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

Fuck.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Late to the Grace Kelly Tik Tok trend but WAY early for our Christmas movie musical. 🎵 ➡️ @mikasounds

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

5 hrs in the car to do a stupid thing. #Fuckingidiot.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Well at least it can’t get any worse”

It can.

[Helm Dogg on Tour @TheNickHelm]

Snap ‘em up Baby…

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

@KaylaChowShow Inconceivable! #princessbride
Or
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. #jaws
More relevant than you’d think.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

@UKRunChat @goodr @Sjones33

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Oops. This slipped.

[Exploding Kittens @gameofkittens]

RT when you find Tacocat.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

@MrFreeze2244 I’m pretty sure it will come back eventually. I reckon 6-8 months away.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

@MrFreeze2244 Mine has gone completely from the career inventory page. Very odd indeed.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

@MrFreeze2244 Mine has gone too. Odd.

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

@IOInteractive @Hitman Any idea when it lands for Xbox in the uk? Ta.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Fun facts about #Mars2020

[Darth Octopus @darth0ctopus]

This is officially the best game ever. #catandmouth #explodingkittens

[IO Interactive @IOInteractive]

An old classic. But still a very useful tip 🎅