Allison Light

Founder and President of Over-Thinkers Anonymous.
Instagram @darthblonde

[Allison Light @darthblonde3]

@Columbia1938 why do you use @OnTracHelp for your delivery service? I have yet to receive an order I placed on 11/28 and the delivery date keeps moving. My kid needs his winter coat.

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@AskTarget why do you continue to use OnTrac for your delivery service? I have yet to receive an order I placed on 11/28. It was due to arrive 12/5. And it’s stuck in OnTrac limbo.

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@kaiamal13 I need no more internet today whatsoever. Absolute perfection.

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@MrPitbull07 My daughter learned to quilt around the same age. Bullies come and go, but skills, creativity and a commitment to self-care endure.

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@AmerenMissouri Sent! Thank you!

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@AmerenMissouri we’ve had power flipping off and on all day in Crestwood. Please advise.

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@sun_girlxo I asked three doctors if some of my symptoms could be hormonal related when I was in my early 40s. They all dismissed me and I finally pressed the fourth doc. She tested and lo and behold that was part of the problem. Not all, but part.

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@Nosysthought @5149jamesli And more likely to have autoimmune diseases that cause unexplained sicknesses

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@TheReal_JLW Postpartum diaper and all! She’s committed. Plus her third time at the rodeo so…

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@LMEfineArts @gunsnrosesgirl3 Tell me you have a hair phobia without telling me you have a hair phobia.

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@ravenousreader We got an orange or a few clementines and nuts in their shells! We’re from the south and it was common in our extended family. Scottish, Irish, and German descent.

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@ariedana @NFL @tkelce @brockbowers17 Came here to point this out 👀🫶

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@KevOnStage I made the mistake of watching this on a plane and ugly cried for all to see.

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@stilettogarreto @FearedBuck And at what point was the smoke alarm going to go off? Maybe it’s set to “chirp?” 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@Catsillyness Almond butter rice cake blueberry crunchy concoction. I love her so much.

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@ThisGrayArea 🎯

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@CultureCrave Absolute toss up

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@Thrones_Facts I love how she fastened the extra clip in to her saddle. Knowing full well how this was gonna go. 🐉

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@AlecFall0n @westerosies I bawled. Total hero.

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@honeybluefairy SAME