kamaboko gonpachiro

Ask me about anything and my socially awkward ass will try my best to help you out.

[✨𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕥✨ @sparklecat018]

No because I have an auntie na classmate niya sa daycare/nursery around Greenhills and ninakaw ni Jinggoy baon ni tita 😭

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

she's like tony stark if he was mother

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

There's a concept in psychology called COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. You can love someone deeply and still know they aren't right for you.

[chloe @csn_kupwe]

girl ariana grande didn’t do this. leni robredo did.

[Robbie Meriales @RobbieMeriales]

Oh, I never doubted you, Alan. I’ve always had complete confidence that you’ll fuck up everything you touch

[kamaboko gonpachiro @darthdobby_]

Have no balls like Torre tho, I gotta say

[The BenchWarmer @datumx11]

The great evil MANIPULATOR 👿

Hindi tanga ang taong bayan!

[Decoy @22three7eleven]

Let's not forget to acknowledge the courage displayed by News5's @_GioRobles who deserves as much praise as ABSCBN's @ZyannAmbrosio.

Both their footages highlight a different tale of events from the fake news being peddled by Imee Marcos & Alan Cayetano.

Enough of your lies!

[Just @justinmaniluh]

OUST ALAN PETER CAYETANO!

HE IS THE WORST SENATE PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE PHILIPPINES!

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[ℓouise 🍒 @cheolidoscoups]

for those na naguguluhan pa sa mga nangyayari regarding icc and bato’s case, please take your time to read this para maenlighten kayo. atty. explained it very well :)

full explanation here:
🔗https://t.co/6wB7dGMR3N

[Seby @simp4jhomikha]

Can I just say na hands down to Zyann Ambrosio’s responsible journalism!!! She didn’t disclose her location yesterday during her reporting. Everyone assumed na nasa senate siya. If she had disclosed it, hindi mahuhuling nagsisinungaling ang senado.

[POGANDA 🌸📸 @poganda_daily]

zyann ambrosio's coverage TOGETHER WITH the nbi ended and exposed the inconsistencies and manipulation tactics of alan cayetano.

#lamangangmayresibo

[Job Pablo @JobPablo]

“ITAGO NYO CCTV!”

Good job mga ungas!

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Someone has to be made accountable for Bato’s escape.

No less than the DILG Secretary and PNP Chief entered the senate building last night to secure the senators.

The public was assured last night Bato was in the “5th foor, in his room, resting”. Bato’s lawyer showed a video last night of Bato supposedly in the senate.

The senate building should’ve been secured last night - no one in, no one out.

We need answers. How did Bato escape? Who helped him?

[mayka 🍉 @maykamaykaba]

One week na kinulong ang isang matanda dahil lang nagtatrabaho siya para sa kanyang apo.

Samantalang si Bato, na may kaso sa ICC, prinotektahan pa sa Senado.

Ngayon nyo sabihin na patas ang batas sa Pilipinas.

[K 💫 @keifornal]

“If you think he cannot top yung incompetence niya, talagang he keeps on outdoing himself” — Trillanes on Remulla

[Patatas of Mindanao @tessgarcia]

Actual proof that the shots didn’t come from the NBI guys at all.

So ano po ang lesson natin? Sinungaling po talaga si Alan. Oust him.