Yung Boot

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@Gambo987 Please for the love of god, do NOT bring back Landry shamet. @jonstoner16

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If your Mexican dinner isn’t endorsed by Harry Caray is it really authentic? That’s a rhetorical question. No, it is not.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@emre_mayo @StuLoren They’d lose all their votes if they got rid of the Chicago residency requirement for Chicago employees. Just doing that would solve a lot. Getting rid of the unions would make it even better. The best would be to consolidate a lot of the school districts

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@BrianCostin How dare you suggest we get rid of redundant govt jobs. The politicians need their votes to keep the Ponzi scheme alive

[Adam Wren @aswren]

NVIDIA just posted $82 billion in revenue in one quarter

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@jwserrano @ramez @AlecStapp So you want more oversite aka California? There is a cost to everything. The cost of this energy is going to be open space. Or you can choose to pump oil/gas or burn coal. Someone will always “lose” aka not get their choice. But too many opinions (oversite) only means nobody wins

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

[Jesse The Free 🏴 @Jessethefree]

Socialism is the flat earth theory of economics.

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@kevin_smith45 They obviously didn’t learn from Chicago. Everytime it’s “this version of socialism is different. Those other guys did it wrong”

[Alexander Lacherbauer @lacherbauer]

Come back home to Chicago.

[Kyle Corwin @kylecorwintakes]

idc if this is a boomer take:

Listening to the radio broadcast of a baseball game is WILDLY underrated

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@US_OGA This might be your best tweet. At minimum it’s the best use of a 90’s emo song written by a Canadian who hated her full house ex boyfriend.

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@CollegeFBonX 3 and 6 are keepers

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers.

Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Don’t be afraid of a 6 month home renovation.

Those 12 months will be the most fulfilling 2 years of your life.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The 90th Masters Tournament has begun with ceremonial tee shots from Jack Nicklaus (86 years old), Gary Player (90 years old) and Tom Watson (76 years old) - who have a combined total of 11 Masters victories between them. ⛳️

[Yung Boot @dasbootycj]

@FlipChicagoRed You misunderstood. SHE is allowed to protest. But you can’t. Because she claims victimhood so that qualifies her for the “rules are for Thee not for Me” logic.