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[💫SCARY Tribe 13X 🎃🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

What sheltered white people think happens when u smoke weed instead of it making Sanjay and Craig 15% funnier

[Bug 𓆦 @bugbr4inz]

This is all he does. He tells me he’s just gonna wake n bake, but it lasts all day. He stinks up my room and won’t even share with me. I keep asking him to take a t break but I don’t think he’ll listen anytime soon. #lpstwt

[lychee @smalldollla]

My pussy dry & one of my boobs is bigger than the other & I’m suicidal

[vince @fathermencken]

shit you have to do to get off if you were molested

[jade @emoshoota]

im smoking my cart on the patio and can smell someone smoking real weed

[jake @wormpuller]

Dispensary “Budtender”: The strawberry cough is a sativa with an dope flavor profile! and the lemon cherry gelato has-

Me (looking at pics of bugs wearing top hats): I’ll have the weed don’t care what strand it is. Do they pay you cashiers good here

[vy @vyo1ence]

genie: you have 3 wishes

me: Hi

genie: you still have 3 His

me: Hi

genie: Hi

[crow daddy @thespiritguy]

the smiling grinner knows the worlds his dinner

[bella / angel @bellasworldlps]

scrubba dub dub

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[Horse slug @horseslug]

bruh i can tell youre optifine zooming onto my tushy bro stop being a diddy

[eveliina @eve260402]

>one shot at life
>bpd tranny

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

*𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴*
𝗺𝗲: i think im just scared,, obama

𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮: *𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦*
dont ever say some bitchmade shit like that ever again !! !

𝗺𝗲: lmao yeah, *𝘸𝘦 𝘣��𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 ��𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴* facts

[#1 girlfailure 🐁 @runtgirlfriend]

can i come over and you beat me up

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

i learned about the miracle of birth on the roblox forums

[StrawHat Goofy 🏴‍☠️ @ac3boogiiee]

The bigger the areola the bigger the heart

[Horse slug @horseslug]

shooting my fat pig of a landlord with an elephant rifle

[Bat 🦇 @batincrisis]

Good morning 🦇

[wilf @threateningfan]

trans women get 30k likes a day on here talking abt how they're boymodding. i wonder if there's some reason trans men dont get the same praise when they're girlmodding. surely it's nothing