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@itsmaggieeeeee the fact that this wasn’t the biggest song on Lover was an actual CRIME against HUMANITY

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@NotTheCabin @MLS “we” are not (unless of course you think “we” should also purchase another set of #TSTheErasTour tickets. have you seen the vids? now *that* seems quality)

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For my first dance at my wedding, I will be performing the original choreo from this music video. A solo performance. Sorry.

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Ok, shot out of a cannon: Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, & Ted Cruz (bearded version). You’ve gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. GO!

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I know I’m like a full-grown adult but whenever I hear the line “play her piano but she doesn’t know that I was the one who taught you Billy Joel” I am physically COMPELLED to scream along

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@jon @adidas @NotTheCabin

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Got @benandjerrys non-dairy ice cream at @HyVee, two for $7. Scanned my receipt on @FetchRewards & got an additional 50% off. $1.75 a pint is UNHEARD OF and I am ON TOP OF THE WORLD right now.

Also, I’m old af. #ThisIs30

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@marvelousthyme I will DIE when this happens

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Calvins come in all shapes and sizes @FetchRewards #berner

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@jakeupjohnson I once had a guest who was confused about charcuterie and I was so good at explaining it that he asked me, in all seriousness, “so is it ham or is it shark?”

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@jakeupjohnson Went to the grocery store bc @NotTheCabin wants to make a cake

-Eggs: $2
-10lb bag of flour: $15
-Sugar: $3.50
-NY Strip: $8
-Milk: $4
-Premade Frosting: $6 (Jesus, is there a frosting shortage or something?!!)

Thanks, Obama.

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@jakeupjohnson Too many carrots, yes. But are we just gonna completely gloss over the fact that she’s planning to use ASPARAGUS as crudit��s?

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Top moments from the #GRAMMYs

1. @silksonic winning the first time

2. @silksonic winning the second time (#cleansweep, complete w stage cigarette)

3. Sondheim tribute

4. Every time they played that 10 second clip of “Kiss Me More” during a nomination reel

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@s_vee_a #dredging

[Irene ❤️‍🔥 @lillyswiftt13]

when someone asks me something about taylor swift

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Imagine no religion…. #raisedcatholic #johnlennon

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Tbh, I’m still riding the high from ~2 years ago when @s_vee_a told me that I’m one of his only friends who he’d trust to clean/take care of his cast iron skillet.

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My favorite thing about @NotTheCabin is that he loves old Russian “literature” and Wes Anderson “films” but still agrees with me that this is a classic scene and a phenomenal movie.

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

And theeeeeen Dude Where's My Car? turned 20 years old.

[prance @bocxtop]

did life already emotionally break u today or does taylor swift have to