Malorie

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[Malorie @data_all_day]

$100 reward to whoever successfully cancels my @PlanetFitness membership.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@mathladyhazel Holy sh**, just wandered over to the gadgets page and blew $400+ in under 20 minutes. Personal record. Great find!

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@dikayodata @rstatsdc You are too nice to me. Maybe next time I'll throw in an is_danielle indicator attached to a nice, hefty weight for some sweet bonus points (not that you'd need them). Although, at the last conf, some peeps were on my github checking my math, so I'd prob get caught.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@SchwartzTV @chopperguyhd But we can let my first comment double as a joke.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@SchwartzTV @chopperguyhd Ian. I meant YOU were my next door neighbor! Hello, Malorie Hughes here. :) I choose to forgive you because my profile is exceptionally non-informative and I am no longer a teenager.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@dikayodata ☺😎

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@JonTheGeek @_TanHo @TonyElHabr @rstatsnyc @jaredlander But, @JonTheGeek, I had your back. I wasn't about to let someone dethrone you while you were on stage.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

In 50 years, those who stood face to face with this moment and objected, "ALL lives matter," will be remembered for nothing else.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@mikeguggis @Venice311 I was there with @mikeguggis. Here's a clip, though it's the tail end of the mad dash because I, too, was running away when it started.
And, no, @Venice311... we drive a *white* jeep wrangler.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@JonTheGeek Get this guy out of tech. We can find him a nice job as a switch board operator. Or I hear it's a good time to get into long distance truck driving.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@aetiologic @drob I still have to make the slides/examples/tutorials for steps 6-12, but I'll be sure to share them as I go

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@aetiologic @drob And thank you!

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@aetiologic @drob Presentation: https://t.co/W6MM3kTCTg

Repo: https://t.co/ci3Ah7PHf3

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@JonTheGeek options for an early lead:
a. Build a tweet bot that includes #rstatsnyc, the shortest possible image url & maxes out the remaining chars w/ @s & #s.
b. Build an army of bots to follow your competitors
c. Start a smear campaign against the competition so they lose human followers

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@JonTheGeek Whatchumean

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@thos_jones @DataDrivenAngel Exactly. But in this case, the metric is a target to incentivize the desired behavior.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@DataDrivenAngel Do it.

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@DataDrivenAngel @jaredlander In roughly 10 minutes

[Malorie @data_all_day]

@DataDrivenAngel I appreciate your dedication to gaming my metrics.