Karl Spies

Passionate programmer, mostly in Java now, who always tries to learn something new.

[@falter_at @falter_at]

"Das Problem an Nehammers Vorstoß: Die Republik ist nicht ein Stammtisch im niederösterreichischen Wirtshaus." Mehr im Kommentar von @evakonzett ↓ https://t.co/d02XVFTkAC

[DESIGN THINKING! Comic @DT_comic]

I feel like I might've posted this one too many times.

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

Why refactor your code and keep up with dependency deprecations when you can get a new job every 3 years to avoid your own technical debt?

[Jc @jcguan]

The various meanings of the word "Bahn", because I was wondering whether "Eisenbahn" referred to rails or the things that run on them.

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

@Fabian_ikono I really doubt you need it. I guess a deep dive would be more suitable for you.

[Peter Zaitsev @PeterZaitsev]

UUIDs are Popular, but Bad for Performance — Let’s Discuss
https://t.co/2ulSGPB77L

[PHP-Usergruppe Deutschland @phpusergroupde]

Bei 100 Followern gründen wir die PHP Usergruppe Deutschland. Alles Online.

[#DerApotheker 🥷 @ApothekerDer]

Welches Fieberthermometer ist am besten?
Das fürs Ohr oder das für die Stirn?

Das beste Fieberthermometer ist für'n Arsch. 🤷‍♂️
#DerApotheker

[؜ @xxByte]

I struck on gold. Probably the best sticker in #36c3

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

„Sätze wie Handgranaten“ Danke #kettcar

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

The moment you realize the people in the metro are more interesting then your twitter stream.

[Travis van der Font (Traaf) 🇱🇺🇪🇺🇺🇸 @travisfont]

Giving away a FREE PHPWomen #ElePHPant with free postal included anywhere in the world!

All you have to do is.. share this post AND follow me!
On March 8th, I will announce the winner 🚀😎

BONNE CHANCE! #php #webdev

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

UPD: Only one ticket left! It's a supporter ticket, but you can get it for the price of a standard one or even less. #35c3 #35c3Ticket

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

"Very Late Bird Tickets": I have two tickets to give away for the standard price. PM me if you're interested. #35c3 #35c3ticket #35c3T

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

Schnell noch Sonne tanken und dann los Richtung Süden. - hier: Die Christian-Und-Karlbank https://t.co/c84gwjOPMu

[🌈mirushka🌈 aspergirl 🌈 @Miramaus81]

Achtung, #Nerdwitz in 3, 2, 1

[Karl Spies @datenbrille]

@derPepo @hukl Mit “Kanal” ist Twitter gemeint? Oder so auf der Bühne, mit Soße und scharf.

[johanna von @orrleans]

"Ihr Mann hat aber einen interessanten Akzent! Wo kommt er denn her?"
"Aus der Kneipe."

[Srigi @srigi]

"Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know"

It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to "human numbers":

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

Stack Overflow just released a keyboard