Wheezy

One for the money, two for the better green
Three for methanine dioxymethamphetamine

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[Wheezy @datguy32119200]

@RarityTrixieS @discordspies I mean ur a gay man

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

husband trapped the cat under an upside down laundry basket while playing and she just laid down and started purring really loudly. not only complicit in her own oppression but satisfied by it. sad

[Miss_seal🦭 @miss_seaal]

A different interpretation of Kafka’s The Metamorphosis 🦭

[trainwrexx @trainwrexxv]

dip your cock in liquid nitrogen then hit it with a hammer and watch it shatter like glass

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

in an objective sense and from the point of view of furthering my political agenda, it really is funny how electing Zohran Mamdani was a genuine “fix everything” moment for New York.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

This is California. It’s home to 11.8% of Americans, has the fourth largest GDP in the world, is global hub for culture and technology, and is one of the most reliably blue states in the country.

The only problem is that every Democrat they elect is the Antichrist.

[Olivia Becker @oliviaLbecker]

.@NYCMayor signed a historic executive order today

[Fred A. Garrison @theAthletic @McSauce69lol]

There were like 30k immediatist abolitionists in a country of 30 mil in 1830, many of them lived to see slavery’s destruction

[Wheezy @datguy32119200]

@LinkofSunshine Its hilarious that this is where the democratic party's level of economic analysis lies and as a result democrats have to wonder why they consistently lose to a party of mongoloids

[Wheezy @datguy32119200]

@sircalebhammer you fat bastard

[kolonya @kolonyaparfum]

things id do if i was rich
-exploit everyone that works for me
-lobby politicians for profit
-have an affair every day
-create a monopoly and create unreliable yet expensive products