Davis Burgertron's Fact Of The Day

Facts about bears

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Life hack: if you cry at the subway restaurant Jennifer will give you a free cookie
#lifehack #tipsntricks #organic

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@NatlParkService Bear down for midterms

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Govmt scientists are growing human pigs on a big farm in northern Quebec.
#reallifexfiles #biologyatyork

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@andrewhuang @RobScallon you made a soundtrack for @ididathing1's pizza skates!
https://t.co/u0AqTl6aH0

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@IntractableLion well someone woke up on the wrong side of the tart/sweet line

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@PicturesFoIder so did you share it with a physicist?!

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@historyinmemes i dont get it, why doesn't he just attach himself to the back of someone's head, or put himself in a horcrux, and sneak out

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@LaurenWitzkeDE looks like a fake weather control machine to me never forget when the govt made fake snow in virgina will you use this machin to make a fake rain or are you really help people doubt it

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@commentiquette @Gp1ggy1 @DELTA9_DELTA9 @alex_meechan @JayneJ07 @ANGRYNIC2 clearly in league w/ zark fuckerberg fake weather control to sell arctic knuckle jackets on skymall he gets tasty kickbacks frm the sales

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@MrOmnicent @InternetH0F yeah, in court he cited the people's choices and voices act, and they had to let him go.

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@its_adamneely are you suggesting someone out there might plant a finger on the first fret of their standard tuned 6 string and start trying to djent? such a person would surely be institutionalized.

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@obscuracrimepod @historyinmemes a cold dog

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@zachsilberberg the mean old Grinch went all around
robbing everyone in town
til he rolled up here and found
at this house we stand our ground

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@Buncahn we truly are living in the future

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@Timcast if you thought this was a good tweet you have a mental disorder

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@stclairashley @Delta yeah you can really tell that they're migrants because of how they're not white

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@MattWallace888 well, jill's feels like taking acid and watching the old stop-motion rudolph tv special, and i fuck with that
but melania's feels like drinking too much and listening to norwegian black metal in a department store, and i also fuck with that

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@Timcast what is it good for?
absolutely nothing.
HUH!

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@Six9_420 @EndWokeness @CRASHiFLy yeah the realism of a fat magical elf delivering presents to every child in the world in 24h is totally ruined by putting him in a wheelchair that cannot fit down chimneys

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@jordanbpeterson bud, chill. just have a visit with your dad. don't make everything a thing. christ...

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the fall of the house of usher may be the most fucking metal thing @netflix has ever put their name on