Dave

Points a camera at football mostly and makes videos.
Terminally immature. World's best late replier.

#VivaGarethBale
#UTFC
#WeLoveJimRollo

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

Not as romantic but on a similar note

[Dave @davebaff]

Me in 20c over here

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

The Florida humidity had Antoine Griezmann fighting for his life 🇺🇸😭

[PES '99 @PES99Classic]

PES 99 Version 2.0 is finally here and we’re dropping FIVE showcase trailers this week.

Each one highlights how far the patch has come since our February release:

✔️ Hundreds of new faces
✔️ Brand new stadiums + rebuilt classics
✔️ More accurate 98/99 database
✔️ Master League enhancements
✔️ Upgraded kits, lighting, adboards & presentation

This is the biggest update we’ve ever released — and every trailer shows a different part of the football world rebuilt for Version 2.0.

Here’s what’s coming:

1️⃣ FA Carling Premiership & FA Cup
2️⃣ La Liga & Bundesliga
3️⃣ Ligue 1 & Serie A
4️⃣ FIFA World Cup & UEFA Competitions
5️⃣ SPL & Nationwide Football League

Each trailer is 3 minutes of pure retro football nostalgia — rebuilt, redesigned, and upgraded for Version 2.0.

If you loved the February release… you need to see how far PES 99 has come.

The first trailer drops Saturday 5th September . ⚽🔥

[Dave @davebaff]

Right, new contender for the crown. 😍

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Who you gon' call? ☎️

[Dave @davebaff]

@tigerroarcouk Enjoyed it, gave me Highbury '93 and Selhurt '94 vibes

[Dave @davebaff]

Deserved to lose for taking a drum

[Dave @davebaff]

@CarlonCarpenter

[Bath City FC @BathCity_FC]

The Board of Bath City Football Club are delighted to announce that they have received paperwork transferring over 90% of the shares held in the club to the Bath City Holding Company, thus enabling the sale of the club to proceed. There will now be a short period of time to enable the transaction to be completed.

🔗 https://t.co/t2o7IAozIx

⚫️⚪️ #Romans

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3

[Dave @davebaff]

Listen, fair play

[Jobe Bellingham Updates ✨ @jb7updates]

Jobe trying to name all the clubs that have won the Champions League. 📽️💛

[Dave @davebaff]

@fistedaway Convinced the focal length changes massively on the minute mark

[Dave @davebaff]

@tigerroarcouk Only recently found out that 'Konsa' and 'Quansa' aren't the same person

[Dave @davebaff]

£25m on the button, well spent. Looking forward to winning the 1996-97 Daily Mirror Fantasy Football league

1 Ian Walker
2 Denis Irwin
6 David May
5 Andy Hinchcliffe
3 Nigel Winterburn
4 Craig Hignett
11 Neil Ardley
7 David Beckham
10 Steve Claridge
8 Ian Wright
9 Dwight Yorke

[The Premiership Years @PremiershipYrs]

Time's running out. Have you done your fantasy football team yet?

Anyway, here were your options thirty years ago 👇

[Daniel Turner⚽️ 🏟️ 1️⃣1️⃣8️⃣2️⃣ @puffpuff65]

I beg to differ

[Dave @davebaff]

Patiently waiting for Gabriel's miss

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

I can make you see colours that don’t exist!

[Dave @davebaff]

@PremiershipYrs

[Dave @davebaff]

@PremiershipYrs @PatC1867 £25m back then if it's the Mirror

[Dave @davebaff]

@PodcastPharaohs