Dave Carpenter

kind of a hipster, kind of a hippie

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

HE PUT HIMSELF AS AN INVESTOR FOR EVERY STOCK HE OWNS 😭😭

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

As a self-education project during lockdown I wanted to see if I could mimic a brand’s advertising style

Anyway, I made this, happy birthday Grimace or whatever

[David Ho @_david_ho_]

I’m going to sell carbon credits for conferences in far away places that I *could* attend but don’t. I will seek Verra approval.

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

@owlhix i will be going to get this tomorrow

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

@GordonOfSeattle @SeattleTRU I voted for street level as pedestrians tend to be more aware they are crossing a bike lane when they are stepping down

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Taco Bell Black Bean Crunchwrap w/spicy ranch some Tacos & Pepsi

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

@owlhix if only that chipotle sauce in the potato tacos was vegan

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

@SeanSJordan They are right!

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

Lesssssgo Hokies!! #mmselfie #MarchMadness

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

@owlhix Ohio State pressed UConn all game and it shut them out so quickly

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Gonzaga’s win probability looking like that “moderate” hike your outdoorsy friend took you on.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Princeton figuring out how to upset Arizona

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Watched a "metaverse wedding" where two VC celebrities had a wedding in Decentraland sponsored by Taco Bell and MC'd by Kal Penn and it was easily the most pathetic thing I've seen in several years across every vector.

[Jonathan Coppard @Deutschkiwi]

Don’t tag on to the train: $500 fine
Drive a 2-ton ute straight through a red light: $150 fine

What signal are we sending here?

[Brian Park @itsbrianpark]

did ayahuasca and realized my purpose in this life is to work for a b2b saas company

[Dave Carpenter @davecarpie]

@pdxbrocialite for certain industries you can make 2-3x the european salary. move to the USA, save for a couple years and then head back with enough to buy a home