David Cavanaugh

[David Cavanaugh @davecny]

@Verizon Fios outage in NYC until 5:15 am 8/15/25??? Crazy!

[David Cavanaugh @davecny]

https://t.co/ZvKiIH9fzV

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

And by the way, what is a New York value? A studio apartment for $2,500 a month. Value - that's a steal!

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

I'm not necessarily blaming her but when Carly Fiorina was head of HP my printer always ran out of ink.

[David Cavanaugh @davecny]

@AskEASupport On a new macbook. Bought Sims 4 through Amazon. Downloaded Origin. I can't create an account. Help!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Mosquitos are My way of telling you you’re delicious.

[David Cavanaugh @davecny]

@AlisonRosen http://t.co/MUy4M3ElrH

[David Cavanaugh @davecny]

@adamcarolla http://t.co/MUy4M3ElrH

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I'm not kidding when i say that THE WHITE HOUSE SHOULD NOT ISSUE OSCARS. THAT IS RIDICULOUS. #Oscars

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

That reminded me of Nancy Reagan's beautiful 1987 Oscar tribute to Ghostbusters.

[Jarrett Bellini @JarrettBellini]

Next year they need to electrify the #Oscars statues. Talk too long and you get shocked. If you can stand the agony, the stage is yours!

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Even worse, the electric fence that keeps out the T. Rex is down.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fish are just mobile sushi storage units.

[TIME @TIME]

Have a bizarre desire to hear your words in William Shatner's voice? Your wish just came true | http://t.co/dJQ4quGK