David Bishop

Curious mind, writes code, rides motorbike, does too much & rarely sits idle.

Opinions are possibly not even my own as I tend to spout nonsense on occasion.

[R Λ Z Ξ R @Razer]

Say hello to S.A.i.S.O - The Sidekick Artificial Intelligence Sensei Online https://t.co/SGb8kqlZkC

#RazerRobot

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@Telstra That page loads but form submission is failing (ERR_FAILED). Will retry later...

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@Optus You locked me in contract 1yr extra years ago due to clerical error & refused to honor original documents. Still mad, so no thanks.

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@Telstra Do you have an avail. date for Samsung Galaxy Note 4 through Telstra yet? Contract finished 2 weeks ago; time to renew & upgrade.

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@netbub You're pregnant!? I missed it!! Wow. Congratulations!

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@netbub Pan-retinal photocoagulation for PDR that caused in a retinal hemorrhage recently.

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@netbub Awesome! Need to catch up anyway... I'm slack and never look at twitter anymore.

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@netbub You need to explain block anesthesia to me some time. I just had one and they're really bizarre!

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Developer recently moved from dev to become my manager. We just spent an entire meeting heckling him, while he still has a sense of humour.

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OH during fire drill: "I always, like, think of the World Trade ...Buildings? Of course so many died if they walked down this slow too!!"

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7 recursions deep inside 5th callback function in a chain with multiple closure contexts to process a single data structure. Oh JavaScript!

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@NikitaIncognita May 2014 was an excellent vintage!

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@NikitaIncognita Visit campus open days, read program [and courses within] outlines, talk to alumni if you know any, contact conveynors.

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@harkinator9000 @NikitaIncognita It's mayhem with even more players! Especially Act III. We've just started Act I so a while off that yet.

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"@NikitaIncognita: Romancing @davefect by playing Diablo III all day."
It's totally working!!

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Also: Termination as a Service (TaaS) to tick that cloud offering checkbox.

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We'd never build the Terminator. We'd build the Termination Manager, Termination Agent, and a Federated Termination Console/Portal.

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PM estimating "Pick a number. No rational person will hold you to it. So you will be held to it; we don't work with rational people."

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"I don't think that's true."
"Well, I just said it, so it is."
Defining limitations of a future implementation #TooHardBasket

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"I resemble a monkey. I am the merge-monkey." -some poor guy on my project team who has spent his weekend doing source merges.