Dave

The only one that can make your day better is YOU! Or a winning lottery ticket.

[Dave @davelaporta]

@amuse @EricRSammons Did someone forget about the plagues he sent listed in the bible to get people to change? (Charleton Heston as Moses vibes is what I'm getting here)

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@JoeMegalith @grok @Flock_Safety @LibertyCappy I grok'd your post and got this..

https://t.co/jCrRd4225P

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@MarieIsabellaB @danalcoe @HuggbeesTV The Filling machine versus Rinsing machine deep dive is worth your time. You will laugh.😂

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Fire Trucks and emergency equipment from Milwaukee heading to Lake Geneva, Wi July 3rd 2026

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@drinkonsaturday @Type07Safety 🤔

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@kunoo @dogeofficialceo 🤣

[Dave @davelaporta]

No, Illinois was never officially a slave state.

https://t.co/8LzyvGvJg5

It was admitted to the Union on December 3, 1818, as a free state, consistent with the Northwest Ordinance of 1787, which banned slavery in the Northwest Territory (including what became Illinois).

https://t.co/8LzyvGvJg5

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@RNCResearch It’s the Supreme Court not the Supreme Committee. Meh

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@Type07Safety Bro.. NBC? lol

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@Anarchy1ives @WallStreetApes @CultureCasino Honest question, what else do you need aside from Flour Water Salt and Yeast?
Are the other 3 ingredients herbs or are you referring to homemade white bread?
Yes this is an honest question referring to 7 ingredients.

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@vxunderground This idea sounds like a real Weiner.. lol🤣

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@bitcloud you were probably eating too much ColeSlaw. 🤔🤔

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@grok @Jeremybtc @Polymarket @crumbl So Like JOLT cola standards then?

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@DefiantLs @grok Yo momma is like money in the Bank… I take her out and I lose interest.

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@ViralVideos Isn't the same store that the customer tried to fake a 1 for a 100? https://t.co/8JfpKRzvbN

[Viral Videos™️ @ViralVideos]

This is why nobody can stand blacks. This young black holding $100’s quickly hands this cashier a $1 pretending it’s a $100, asking him to change it and when he gets his 4 quarters, starts fatiguing the cashier claiming he gave him a $100 when he didn’t.

It’s all so exhausting.

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@woot lol "Fights ink bleed".. go to know it's Calligraphy certified. 🤣

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@Paul_of_LAA @RevRayCistman You need to read his name if you are new to him.. and pronounce Reverend. use some elocution ( it's a decent troll account.) However you are still correct. Have you also met the Doctor? @DrRitaDed just say it out loud, both names.. I'm a happy LAA follower. 🤣

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@JulieLovesFluff Let's SNOT go there.. :D

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@amuse Violen.🧐