David Davis

[Ryan Goodcase @RyanGoodcase]

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

Eventual consistency.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

in my head: “I fixed a bug”

what comes out my mouth in standup:

“today marks a significant milestone in our ongoing pursuit of digital excellence and operational efficiency. After a meticulous and comprehensive analysis of our system’s architecture, I identified and successfully rectified a critical anomaly that was previously undetected in our codebase. This was not merely a bug, but a subtle inconsistency that had the potential to evolve into a more complex issue, threatening the stability and reliability of our application.

The journey to this resolution involved a deep dive into the intricate layers of our software, requiring a fusion of theoretical knowledge and practical expertise. I utilized advanced debugging techniques, coupled with a series of rigorous tests to isolate and understand the root cause of the issue. This process was akin to digital detective work, where each clue led me closer to the underlying problem.

Once the nature of the bug was fully comprehended, I embarked on the delicate task of crafting a solution that not only addressed the immediate issue but also aligned with our long-term objectives for scalability and maintainability. The fix involved a series of carefully considered modifications and enhancements to our existing code, ensuring that the integrity and performance of our system remained uncompromised.

The successful resolution of this bug not only enhances the user experience but also reinforces the robustness of our system against future anomalies. This achievement is a testament to our commitment to continuous improvement and excellence in our software development practices. It exemplifies our team's ability to tackle challenges head-on and emerge victorious, further solidifying our position as innovators and leaders in the technological sphere.”

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Tech Lead vibes

[Christopher Ehrlich @ccccjjjjeeee]

hey people who make docs:

nobody, absolutely nobody, has ever wanted the `$ ` to be included when they copy a console command

[Thomas Van Bouwel @tovanbo]

Here’s what ⁦@CubismVR⁩ looks like on #MetaQuest3.

A small update on Oct. 10th will add experimental support for some new mixed reality features, bringing the game one step closer to being an MR-first game!

[Ilya Miskov @ilyamiskov]

This video by Apple is literally motion design porn.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

programming is

- 5% typing

- 40% figuring out what to type

- 40% explaining to others what you typed

- 15% figuring out why you typed what you typed

[☄︎ @0xca0a]

simplest magic/impossible box ever?
i remember when stuff like that was so complex, tutorials spanning dozens of pages using tricky stencil operations. now it's just ... react ✨

<MeshPortalMaterial>
{children}
</MeshPortalMaterial>

https://t.co/mIiyon9VXr

[Bryn Jackson @superbryntendo]

dads being obnoxious with video equipment isn't new, y'all. i think being able to record hands-free so you can engage in the event WHILE recording is super neat, even if it'll look dorky.

[trash @trashh_dev]

oopsy daisy

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Don't you have a pointless meeting to schedule?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

I don’t like being asked “are you busy?” at work. please provide more context so I can decide if I am or not

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

I’m at the exact discipline level where I refrain from actively seeking out unhealthy food but I can’t not eat it when someone puts it in front of me.

i.e. I don’t buy cookies at the grocery store but can’t not eat the trash ass cookie that comes with the airplane meal.

[Jasper (@jasperrlz.bsky.social) @JasperRLZ]

There is a game called Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars for the Wii U. It is, inexplicably, written in HTML and JavaScript, with some custom APIs designed for the Wii U. But that means, with about 1400 lines of shim code, I can do this:

[bolt.new @boltdotnew]

Big news: WebContainers are now supported on Safari, iOS and iPadOS! 🤳🎉

https://t.co/6SfOUDn4z2