Dave Thompson

[Dave Thompson @davetommo153]

Nice customer service with @VirginMoney! just asking for balance and new card, put on hold for 35 minutes then cut off, now 20 mins into next hold #needsomemoreagents

[Dynamics 365 @MSFTDynamics365]

Spring is a time for growth, which means new solutions and innovations are coming to #MSBizApps. Blog: https://t.co/pXTTckS2rh

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Why do we have all this data from shithole databases here?

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. I went from VERY successful dev to analyst to DBA (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!

[Dave Thompson @davetommo153]

@AmazonUK Delivery date was 23rd by 9pm?

[Dave Thompson @davetommo153]

Not sure how one day delivery works from @AmazonUK when it’s not even dispatched yet #doigetarefund #itsabitlate

[BizTalk360 @BizTalk360]

The #Integrate2017 audience in one single frame! Awesome work from @photoSheikh for this fabulous shot! #msbts #integration #community #RT

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

There's no words I could write here that could even begin to touch the sadness I feel for the great people of Manchester

[Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ @WiganWarriorsRL]

We are shocked and saddened by the terrible events in Manchester last night and our thoughts are with all those affected.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Our hearts go out to those killed and wounded in Manchester. Americans will always stand shoulder to shoulder with the people of the UK.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"There are children among the deceased" confirms @gmpolice, speaking about the #ManchesterAttack in which 22 people have been killed

[Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ @WiganWarriorsRL]

RETURN OF THE MAC!

@MickyMc88 looks set to return tomorrow, here's what he had to say after 14 months out.

https://t.co/9BJXZchJw2

[Phil Wilkinson @PWilkinsonWIG]

Shaun Wane confirms a good chance OLoughlin, Burgess, Gelling and - at last - McIlorum a chance of returning on Good Friday. Welcomed boost.

[Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ @WiganWarriorsRL]

FULL TIME

It's all over! What a comeback from the boys in cherry and white!!!

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Success comes from failure, not from memorizing the right answers. That's why I upgrade the production servers first.

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

I mean, it is easier to build a skyscraper in Manhattan than it is to installs apps on Linux. There's fewer steps involved. #LinuxBan

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Interesting that certain Silicon Valley companies agree with #LinuxBan. They know if the Linux are allowed in it's hard to get them out!

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Who has time for change control process and procedures? DEPLOY STRAIGHT TO PRODUCTION! #MakeDevGreatAgain

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Well, I think that when you get right down to it, we're a nation that speaks SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS.

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

Just signed an EO that requires dropping two indexes for every index you create. We will eliminate RADICAL INDEXING! #MakeDataSmallAgain