David Gilbert

New Zealander, living in Switzerland. I brew, I cook, I run. AI Engineer @datadoghq. Views expressed were mine at one point.

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@birdiekek @EndWokeness Try explaining this one too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@EndWokeness

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@yaelbt https://t.co/t6PVrnsJgQ

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@CrankyFed Your 41m citizens on food stamps 😳would probably like to stick that flag somewhere else. https://t.co/kal5UmNmsx

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@landpalestine Shame, arresting him would improve the world.

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@puarangue Neither one is being truthful 🤷🏻‍♂️

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

You’re not defending anything, you’re a war criminal and I look forward to the day you face true justice.

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

Happy 4th of July America!
Happy 250th Independence Day! 🇺🇸

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@emkibbs @drhingram Thanks weird Emily, that’s cleared it up!

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

Weird.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

When learning the English language, remember this simple rule: I before E except after C, unless your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@FlaDogLover @NoContextBrits And food stamps. Don’t forget the food stamps!

https://t.co/XTf4I7aeGR

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@DefinitelyXyz @NoContextBrits There’s a good chance they have food stamps too! https://t.co/XTf4I7aeGR

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

So that means the other half are…men and boys. 🧐

[UN News @UN_News_Centre]

Half of the 22 million people needing humanitarian assistance in Yemen are women and girls.

@UNFPA warns that malnutrition, limited healthcare and protection risks are putting lives at risk.

https://t.co/tS513c5TD1

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@Fx1Jonny Come on dude, you don’t need to make shit up to make Israel look bad, FFS! Stick to the truth. Your AI generated bullshit doesn’t help anyone.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If a child is killed, captured, raped, mutilated, tortured, or starved, and you ask about their nationality, race, or religion, then you are not human.

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@CoachDanGo I live in Europe and the times I’ve travelled to the USA, food hasn’t been one of the highlights.

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

@RealSpitfire https://t.co/QoOw4o6ByF

[David Gilbert @david_m_gilbert]

“Some of them do not know what a portal is.”

I’ve worked in IT for more than 30 years, and I have no clue what a portal is. Is it just a website? A gateway to the abyss?

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

“I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone.
Every day, older patients call us confused.

They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link.
Some of them do not know what a portal is.

Some do not have a smartphone.
Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing.
Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results.

He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.”
He sounded ashamed.
That broke my heart.

He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being.
Technology can be helpful. I understand that.

But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far.
Not everything needs to be an app.
Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen.

Sometimes people need a voice.
A patient person.
A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Progress should not leave seniors behind.

Because one day, the world will move faster than us too.
And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down.

~Unknown

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Spot the difference. This is how media provokes outrage for one action and manufactures consent for another.

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@theEuropoor https://t.co/QoOw4o6ByF

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@3YearLetterman @sashameetsrus https://t.co/QoOw4o6ByF