David Morton

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Someone just stopped their car and ushered me across the road, so I thanked them and did a little jog across the road.

I didn’t want to cross the road.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@BenColeyGolf Definitely no need to ever apologise for any picks not going well.

Anyone moaning about you not going well on any given day/week, is 1.01 to be either a troll or a mug punter.

Nice to get some run good with Bob's finish for sure.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@BenColeyGolf Yes Bobby! Wp sir tyvm.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@brodders_be Scoooooooop! Great stuff, thanks mate.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@brodders_be Lol we moaned this one in :)
Wp sir, tyvm

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@nickgoff79 Wine offerings seem decent.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@brodders_be Good stuff Brodders, tyvm.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@Rhys_N_Williams @gambling_com Brilliant stuff Rhys, tyvm.

Form is temporary......

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@GetItQuietly ....you're in an 8-game tournament, the next game is razz where you nub is worth something again.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@GetItQuietly Fold

[David Morton @david_morton7]

If you were astonished by this Alex fella climbing this building and you haven't already watched his film Free Solo, then you're in for a treat.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@RacesNow_ I'm having problems when trying to access racesnow site. Will someone please post the lunchtime tip here.
Cheers

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@brodders_be Ffs. Bokked it with trumpeting. Lolz

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@brodders_be Thanks mate, brilliant stuff!

[David Morton @david_morton7]

When did it change from "double on, double off" to "double in, double out?"

It's almost as tilting as calling halved Ryder Cup matches, "ties."

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@brodders_be @Thebullet1962 Good stuff Brodders, well played sir.

[David Morton @david_morton7]

@Ali_Nejad @WSOP @PokerGO The "Booth Wizard" nonsense was fantastic.

[Ben Lamb @BenbaLamb]

The hall of shame.

Every year the community of WSOP players votes off one person who’s unbearable or bends the rules constantly or just otherwise makes the other rake paying players have a terrible time.

“Winner” gets a 5 year ban from the WSOP.