David

Displaced time traveler

[David @DavidDCain]

@Thinkwert Found this out walking in the suburbs

[Tom Quiggin @TomTSEC]

The people censoring free speech are never the good guys.

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

We desperately need to stop asking, “Is it offensive?” and start asking instead, “Is it true?”

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

What a pity !

I'm arranging a theatrical tour of Canada this Fall, and now I won't be able to risk doing any shows in British Columbia

I was really looking forward to coming

John Cleese

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

[David @DavidDCain]

@poisonjr Tweet of the day

[breaker box @poisonjr]

Thanks for showing the top view as well.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion.
Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album.
Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire.
This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration.
At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up.
So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘
Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.

[David @DavidDCain]

@historydefined This graphic does not represent it well

[Manish @ManishEarth]

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

[David @DavidDCain]

@Christy4Change It's just beginning to shine

[David @DavidDCain]

@BovrilG It means bad faith actor

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

When you're home alone with the triplets and your wife asks you for an update.

[David @DavidDCain]

@gabrielledrolet Unreal

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

[David @DavidDCain]

@xwanyex You don't think anyone has been pleasantly surprised by a city people often complain about?

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

GENTLEMEN: And how does the soap kill these invisible evils?

SEMMELWEIS: Well it actually mostly makes the germs slid n' slide away. Just slippydoodle right on out of there. They do the buttered noodle. Face the banana peel at la-

GENTLEMEN: Guards, commit him.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

[David @DavidDCain]

@growing_daniel That account is pure ragebait