David F. Falvey

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@J_GOD92 @aGhoulfromEldia @nytimes I believe that was in reference to if he was found not guilty, and they wanted to convict him of a lesser charge. I think the judge was saying that it wouldn’t make sense for him to be be guilty of the lesser if he was not guilty of the bigger charge.

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@SamRochadotcom You’re lame

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@elonmusk I like Paul’s energy

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@SteveStuWill @cburniske What if aliens have been here for years. They’re just bugs

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@cvaldary Why does @BretWeinstein look 20 years younger? This feels like it’s a clip from the 90s

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@nytimes Seems like there could be a case for suicide by cop

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@donttrythis Forget the practicality. The texture of gaffers tape just makes it a pleasurable experience to work with. Duct tape is just ugly ahaha

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@nypost Man? That’s a child

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@nytimes I feel like that claim absolutely has to be someone trolling on the internet. That’s to dumb for fiction.

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@mtaibbi Could you imagine if someone tried to campaign a genocide of cats and dogs to save the planet? The whole world would come together and say “it’s been a good run, but goodbye planet earth”

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@jackmurphylive Slim Jim + detective stabler from law and order SVU + a 90s bond henchman = this photo

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@sourpatchlyds Wow, you can’t just be a simple admirer of the fine game of dominos without papa John himself throwing a pizza at you.

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@MikeMooreDO My man

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@TheBabylonBee Reptile skins

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@TimJDillon Idk maybe there’s a little spark between you. Maybe he just wants to get to know you a little better. What movies you like.

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@officialDannyT @KariByron Danny fuckin’ Trejo. My man

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

I think that’s a question for Twitter:
#WhatDidYangNameThem?

[David F. Falvey @davidfalvey2]

@elonmusk Warm rolls and butter is something that I would argue that everyone across all party lines, ethnic backgrounds and ideologies would agree on.

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@jordanbpeterson Will go down in history as one of the kings of cool with this photo. Right next to Steve McQueen, James dean and Anthony Bourdain to name a few