David Hayes

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@Lina_rays1ya Spoke in coherent sentences?

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@HaloSupport Instead of increasing XP for a short-term pacification, why not fix the game, and then vet out players with a reasonable price for multiplayer?

Glitches, broken weapons and hit damage, server-side lag, error messages, AFK/crappy players, lag-compensation, terrible matchmaking.

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@cryptorso @trader1sz @Travis_4_Trump Welcome to humanity: where you can't even post pronouns without it being a scrutinized political-agenda. He's a dude, and he posted male pronouns. If anything, Conservatives should rejoice.

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@DFW_Deplorable @JonnyFireFC @KeneAkers Clearly you've never been in the South.

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@scottlindsay88 @engineers_feed 3^2 = 3 * 3 = 9
11-9=2
2/10 = 1/5
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@engineers_feed 012

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Suddenly being spammed with right-wing tweets, from people/groups I don't even follow. I'm definitely not seeking an echo-chamber, but what gives?

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@GuntherEagleman I identify as a human, not an empty slogan.

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Dropped YouTube Premium, just temporarily. Naturally, I'm getting ads purely for YouTube Premium. An ad, advertising for the adless version of the platform I'm using. Capitalism is fun.

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@Ashy_slashee A movie about people who aren't extremely susceptible to mostly-avoidable situations, but due to the plot, are made as uncoordinated, unlucky, and as lacking common sense as a 90s-era "As Seen on TV" commercial.

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@GeorgeHeywood16 @Past_Factory Is this where I assume you're a Trump cult zealot? There's no reasoning with a person like you, so for the sake of clearing the air: enjoy stewing in your thoughts.

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@Gabriel882x4488 @ilovenostalgia I typed this out, but then I HAD to scroll down and see this. Thanks.

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@Livefreak01 5 different cover bands, playing all of my favorite songs. Boom. I win.

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@jverona77 It's a meme. Duh.

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@DeraXEXN When your true salvation is realizing that being a decent person shouldn't require the mental abuse of an invisible father-figure's bull shit rules, or being blackmailed by the fear of fiery torcher. Oh, and that whole science thing of using the senses you're born with... gosh.

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@bagsfan75_Tony What is this? A gastrology-based horoscope?

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@PhysInHistory I lived the majority of my life with the reality of tomatoes being vegetables, and now botanists think a technicality might qualify them for a fruit salad?

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@kelly_carlin The beauty in irony, which I'd say is that apparently not a single flat-earther has been smart enough to research their own "theory", and fall off of the planet yet.

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@EricAndersonV The best way to earn crypto.

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@GeorgeHeywood16 @Past_Factory Technically you're not "required" to remember any of it. Being able to retain, based on aptitude and willpower, on the other hand...

But hey, at least you can count above 20.