David Lisle Johnson

Screenwriter - Just a guy with a laptop and a camera, trying to be creative in one way or another.

[David Lisle Johnson @davidlisle3]

@pulte my friend Keith just lost his mother & can’t pay the cremation fees. If he doesn’t reach his goal of $2800 by 1/10, the hospital takes possession of her body. If you or anyone can help, it would be greatly appreciated

https://t.co/9jykRJdpzC
Venmo & cash app @keithtorres6

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@RightWingCope Wait- that’s a “before” picture… right? Like- the turkey’s still raw, no?

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@natsechobbyist @Angry_Staffer Baby GAP doesn’t employ a tailor.

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@CowShannon @Snickelfritz202 @KTLA Definitely. I lived by Runyon Canyon in Hollywood for years and would always see them in the palms outside of our apartment. Gray ones, as well.

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@EmMe58768718 @OnofrioSarah @CalltoActivism Depends on the specific type of chemo and even then, there are ways to avoid losing it all.

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@DanielleNicki Poltergeist. That f*ing clown under the bed…

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@MommaAnge121518 This maniac.

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@kellysjacobs @gscucci @DonaldJTrumpJr How about Rikers? It’s an island.

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@bowerygirl 37… as far as I know.

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@HWoodAfenders @NickAdamsinUSA Meatloaf: Paradise by the Dashboard Light

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💀 lol

[The Hollywood Afenders @HWoodAfenders]

@NickAdamsinUSA Meanwhile, this d!ckwad will yell mispronounced words at anyone that’ll listen.

“Yo-Semites! Yo-Seminites! Attack!”

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@HWoodAfenders @SYMEA @RoadQueen1967 @ceeachay @kevinwitvliet00 Lol…this is stupid, but also beautiful. 😂

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@jeffreyhoward33 That shit’s all-the-way-cray.

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@bigpoppadrunk If by sometimes, you mean every waking morning, then I’d have to agree.

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Man, if you have @AppleTVPlus and haven’t watched #BlackBird yet, you really should. @TaronEgerton and Paul Walter Hauser absolutely crush it.

Extra props to Hauser, who completely disappears into #LarryHall, in a creepy AF and at all times, perfect performance.

#WatchThatShit

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@AZ_Brittney Sorry, Twitter has a 280 character limit.

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@tedcruz Almost as horrible as this

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@herostoryrory @Mesnia1016 @swmatthews42 @briantylercohen But Trump can steal classified documents and replace them with hamberder wrappers?

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@tedcruz Is that your new Twitter bio?

Ted Cruz (that/it) @$storewolverine
Utterly Corrupt

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@eelarson @kleavitt @kylegriffin1 He doesn’t understand what quotation marks are for, would be my guess.