Disillusioned Dave

Hiding in the biscuit tin

[Disillusioned Dave @davidmabon]

@MyronGainesX Tell me you’re a cunt without saying you’re a cunt

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@AutoPap Why don’t you pop up here with no hose pipe ban, we can have a nice steak and a bottle of red and give them a blast. Very pleasant way to wash a car

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@RepSusanClarke @AutoInfatuation The country in which you live has far bigger problems than someone driving a nice BMW. I strongly suggest you turn your attention to those issues.

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@SueJ1973 Stunning, as ever

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@joncoupland Did he have drive full of old Peugeot 504s

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@jk_rowling He really should be doing that to his hairdresser

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@SamJRushworth @GlindonMary What right have you got to say if I live or die? What a stupid and narrow minded decision that will allow people with a terminal diagnosis to suffer. The arrogance is astounding.

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@SueJ1973 “Fish and Chips” by Fred Laidler who was a pitman painter. Something very homely and comforting about it

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@jholdenlaw @JeremyClarkson I’m sure lots of Catholic choir boys completely agree with you.

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@Ginger_Tucci @baldandglasses Or just a working class super hero. Maybe he doesn’t have a cape just an apron with decent pockets.

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@SueJ1973 Looking amazing and probably with a better taste in men.

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@GH81573850 @JeremyClarkson Have you thought about killing yourself

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@Ghostofcynthia Well you can go and fuck off you dumb slut

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@SueJ1973 Is it Raffles?

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@SueJ1973 Always wondered why we tested new drugs etc on animals. That’s your perfect test subjects right there.

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@SueJ1973 @FreebieBean You remind me a lot of her and her name is Sue too!

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@SueJ1973 @FreebieBean I did show her the glory of the tapir and now she’s feeling confused and quite short changed!

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@SueJ1973 @FreebieBean I googled tapir erection and searched in google images under gifs. Finding that was easy. Explaining to my wife, that I searched the internet for tapir erection for a lady on the internet, slightly trickier. 😉

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@SueJ1973 @FreebieBean Here you go