David Oswald

Brand Creative Director, Productive Procrastinator, Lazy Workaholic. Rare witty tweets in between lots of retweets.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@koeppenjan Man kann nicht 10+ Jahre die Bundesliga kaputtkaufen, jedem Konkurrenten die besten Spieler weglocken und sich dann wundern wenn es international um was geht nix drauf hat außer Zahnbelag.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@mbhw Not disagreeing with Mario, but try to sit on a stool or something that males you a bit upright. On the technical side: ideally move every soft surface (pillow, blanket, cushion) into the room you are recording in plus use a microphone and wired headphones.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@davegobe @Iconfactory Save Twitterriffic

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@BasicAppleGuy Well, my secret that made Twitter bearable the last decade seems to have been disabled by the Chief Twit. Not sure if I wanna give that a-hole my attention and ad dollars.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@BenKayWriter Did you sell your Elonmobil yet?

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@BenKayWriter We are driving to the cinema right now and I am pretty excited. Also going to the „movies“ to let Netflix know that this is the best marketing they can ask for. All the direct-to-streaming movies are flying past everybody.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@kimjimenez Just skip the ‘meeting’ and go through the special line next time you arrive at Tom Bradley International. Usually you get approved there within 5 minutes.

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@SaschaFabian82 Ich hoffe du hast drei Fernseher heute Abend ;)

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

I know it is blasphemous to have an American prose about football/soccer, but I do enjoy @brianphillips ’22 Goals’ from The Ringer. @BenKayWriter You should like the Bergkamp episode https://t.co/XFMcG2tNES

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@vohit4rohit Well, technically it does sound better in French

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@mnolangray @waitbutwhy How is that possible when only about 45% of US citizens have a passport? https://t.co/ZsoK05YuQG

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@Dschrempf That must have been the October 1996 European Tour as Shawn Kemp missed the trip due to not being happy making less than Jim ;) Was also the same trip I got to meet my German idol @Dschrempf a few days later in Berlin as the kid who got to shoot a half-court shot for $1 million

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@sebastianwaters Instagram ist unbenutzbar geworden. Bei mir a) Stories erinnern sich nicht was ich schon gesehen habe b) nur noch wanna-be TikTok Videocontent, den ich nicht will c) unsäglich dumme Casino Werbung

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@vohit4rohit Such a Pisces thing to say

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@chrisnanoo Wenn ich jede Woche drüber ablästern darf wie unrelevant und langweilig die Bundesliga geworden ist, I am all yours. Wenn ein Team 10mal Meister wird sollte man den Laden einfach dicht machen.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@BenKayWriter Or you could just use @Twitterrific instead of the regular (and bad) Twitter app. Solves a lot of things, including ads.

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@JacobWolf @profgalloway Disagree. That’s like charging Beyoncé to play at Coachella because she can sell shirts and CDs. Just make it the best platform for influential people and then charge for proximity, a spam/ad free experience and become the fabric of the internet (micropayments, bookmarking, etc)

[David Oswald @davidoswald]

@kimjimenez Easy fix. You can choose from many icons.