David Patston

Skeptical of jibberish old & new. Ever hopeful StKilda fan who once lived in Seattle (#GoHawks). I'm not related to Richard the Third.

[David Patston @davidpatston]

@elonmusk Just taking the piss at this point.

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@WarnieDT Matt Rowell for me.

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@Bowenchris Good to see you can spell nuclear correctly. Now to learn to pronounce it correctly. Hearing “Nucular” is like nails on a chalkboard. Cmon mate, just be better!

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@CarnSaints @stkildafc I like that you haven’t forgotten Dmac and how worthy he is when fit. 👏

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@AFLFantasy @WarnieDT, I hope you demand an apology from @CalvinDT for insisting Marshall and English would combine for 300. 287? Pfft. Those boys clearly weren’t listening to Cal’s pregame gee up!

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@MatthewBevan Ah! I see. 🙏 will look forward to it.

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@MatthewBevan keen to watch General Armageddon ep rather than just listen to pod but can’t find If You’re Listening on YouTube or iView. 🤷🏻��♂️ any discovery tips most welcome…

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@savmegafan Bullshit. Half at most.

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@Thomo_Grant Players not getting “knocked out” more often. What in your day would have been smelling salts and get back out there like a real man is now deemed potentially harmful enough to take a player out of play for a fortnight or so. The definition of problematic head injury has shifted.

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@Ageinvestigates Bravo sir!

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@dropdedgeorgeus @InternetH0F Shouldn’t that be a spork? What if the food is all soup or parfait?

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@elonmusk Razor sharp satire there, wee man. 🥱

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@dropdedgeorgeus If you say so Daddy!

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@dropdedgeorgeus Yeah, nothing problematic about this musk guy…

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

This is another level.

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@dropdedgeorgeus @elonmusk Twitter doesn’t but you do. Without me you’d have no human followers!

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@dropdedgeorgeus @elonmusk I agree! I’m sick of being suckered back into this cesspool!

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@dropdedgeorgeus @elonmusk Why not ask for a complimentary blue tick too?

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@AFLFantasy Forgot to loophole Taranto’s 117. So had to settle for English’s 302. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 1495 with 9 to play. Cmon my Sunday PODs!

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@RoyDT @kayosports Same! I assumed it was just my internet. Bloody terrible. And what’s with all the jump cuts from 25 bloody angles. Impossible to follow what’s going on half the time. Shambolic.

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@AFLFantasy 2124

+3 Witts, Green, De Goey

-3 Dunkley, Marshall, H Clark