David Tristram

Playwright. Ghost writer. All my views are somebody else’s.

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

@WoodfordPlayers @WoodfordCentre @DramaGroups Hi. Your ticket link doesn’t work (you typed too many o’s in Woodford!) 😊

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

My favourite film of all time.

[Cyclefree @Cyclefree2]

@suladoyle Perhaps this film never made it to Scotland. The US Supreme Court could do with seeing it too.
https://t.co/EWzl1a4YBR

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Just doing my bit for global warming…

[Concord Theatricals UK @ConcordUKShows]

Saving the Planet, a new addition to the fan favourite @davidtristram's Little Grimley series is now available for licensing! When Little Grimley ADS is challenged by the local council to reduce its carbon footprint, Chairman Gordon comes up with a cunning plan to raise funds for some new low-energy theatre equipment.

Will saving the planet end up ruining their whole world? Or could there possibly be a miraculous intervention from Mother Nature?

License now at https://t.co/GaPSZoqBZl.

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

An amazing young lady. Give her a follow…

[Eva Abley @Eva_Abley]

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE WOBBLY https://t.co/J1HTPjBmYm via @YouTube

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Great eggs. But you’re a lefty. What a waste.

[James Silvester @JamesSilvester1]

I might be an overweight, middle aged failure with a broken brain but I can poach some damn fine eggs.

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

If the Guardian says it’s ‘dire’ that’s normally a very encouraging sign. Congratulations.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The London Guardian calls “The Dinosaur Hour,” my new interview show, ‘dire’

Judge for yourself

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Fucking hell…

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Unusual Shorts https://t.co/SBjVJp53nf via @BehindTheArras

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

I’m still here in spirit. But my tweeting these days tends to be confined to my other account @TristramComedy

[Cantus @_Cantus]

@davidtristram Have you taken the ghost writer concept one step further and vanished entirely?

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Common sense.

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

Without saying your age, what did your generation have that no longer exists today?

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

@holliepoetry Me.

[David Tristram @TristramComedy]

Struggling with energy bills? Come to Wednesbury library tonight and use someone else’s gas and electricity…fun and free event. 😂 https://t.co/Emq4aQ4esD

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Grab a glass of wine and share a few laughs…

[Sandwell Libraries @sandwelllibs]

Confessions of a Comedy Writer-an evening with David Tristram 🤣🤣🤣
Live @ Wednesbury Library, Friday 7 October, 7.30pm (doors 7pm) FREE event
FREE Event- Tickets: https://t.co/A48O0f1CQa or call Wednesbury Library on 569 4945

[Sandwell Libraries @sandwelllibs]

Confessions of a Comedy Writer-an evening with David Tristram 🤣🤣🤣
Live @ Wednesbury Library, Friday 7 October, 7.30pm (doors 7pm) FREE event
FREE Event- Tickets: https://t.co/A48O0f1CQa or call Wednesbury Library on 569 4945

[David Tristram @TristramComedy]

Surprisingly explicit instructions on the public toilets at Kinver…

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

Hello Twitter. I’ll be closing this account soon, but please stay in touch via @TristramComedy
if you’re not already a follower. I have some interesting announcements upcoming…

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

And they say craftsmanship is dead.

[David Tristram @TristramComedy]

Sympathetically done…

[David Tristram @davidtristram]

A compelling argument for lowering the voting age…

[Concord Theatricals UK @ConcordUKShows]

We chatted with playwright @davidtristram to celebrate the incredible milestone of his works being performed over 10,000 times worldwide! Read more and discover the inspirations behind the popular Little Grimley series and his upcoming plans.
https://t.co/1aVhLhI4t5

[CraftingKitty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💙💛✊🇺🇦 @craftingkitty3]

We went along to this last night. It was indeed refreshingly very ‘different’. Love the WARNING in the lower right corner. We were not offended at all, just immensely amused. 🤣😂🤣 If in the Stourbridge area, thoroughly recommend for a night out tonight.