David van Camp

Texas born and raised. Cohost of a silly radio show called Markley, van Camp, and Robbins

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@jason_howerton Boys keep digging there 😂

Could be anything, but it looks like you put sod down for the yard. Sod didn’t root there. Might be a drainage issue.

Aerate the soil in the fall. Put grass seed down. Cover with high quality compost. Water the heck out of it.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@AlexThomp @brianstelter Nina got hosed by a colleague. That colleague just outed themselves as the Dobbs leaker. She’s falling on the current grenade to prevent catching the last from the next one

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

I’d like to believe this, but I do not. Alito found a source

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

UPDATE: NPR's Kelly McBride said reporter Nina Totenberg was listening to Chief Justice John Roberts announcing retirements and misheard one of his comments.

The story on Samuel Alito's retirement was pre-written and quickly published. No one checked with Alito's office first.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@IMAO_ You son of a………I’m in

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@EricLDaugh This is weak and gay, tbh.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

Good luck!

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

We're not banning A/C. We're making sure future summers need it less.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

It’s never been a partisan issue? Not once?

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@RepJeffries on Supreme Court decision on mail-in ballots: "Voting by mail has never been a partisan issue until Donald Trump decided to pedal conspiracy theories relative to his own failures to win back in 2020."

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@chucktodd He *couldn’t* care less

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

People are dunking on her, but under the old patronage system, Republicans would hire Republican civil servants and Democrats would hire Democrats, but we wisely got rid of that system so that no matter who was elected President, the federal workforce would always be Democrats.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

Just perfect

[Brecca Stoll @breccastoll]

Darializa Avila Chevalier told Jen Psaki that her own grapples with affordability motivated her to run for Congress.

Chevalier is in the seventh year of her PhD program at CUNY in NYC.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@Protestia Classic liberal misunderstanding of St. Francis.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@tedcruz @Zigmanfreud No, I don’t.

1) Gavin is about to have a tough year
2) AOC is a more feminine Beto (impressive feat, admittedly)
3) didn’t you claim Michelle Obama was gonna be parachuted in for 2024? That was obviously wrong at the time, too.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Pretty amazing how fast MeToo and BLM and climate anxiety has been replaced with DEATH TO AMERICA.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@badger_dave_ @mypinkbicycle @yashar @jonathanvswan @maggieNYT He knows what he did

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@RobProvince Yeah but they made @AdamKinzinger cry.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

The people in question staged an armed ambush of a federal building.

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

These sentences are a travesty and totally unjustified, but that's the point. Americans hate the fascist Trump regime, so the only way they can try to cling to power is brute force. NSPM-7 is a grave threat to all of us and more bullshit "terrorism" charges like these are coming. https://t.co/LBREZVVY6D

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@RepRashida They ambushed a federal facility

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@hannahcrileyy They ambushed a federal facility with guns.

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

ALGAE

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

#NEW from @NewsBusters's @Banned_Bill: In the last nine days, TV news has wasted almost SEVEN HOURS whining about the Reflecting Pool.

CNN: 215 mins, 37 secs
MSNOW: 160 mins, 51 secs
CBS: 15 mins, 10 secs
ABC: 10 mins, 32 secs
NBC: 9 mins, 28 secs https://t.co/1RSSsNBNNC

[David van Camp @DavidTweetsLess]

@JayTC53 His diagnosis about why Israel is not at peace is whippits level delusion