"This Spotify Wrapped thing... it's all very confusing."
"People often feel embarrassed by their music choices."
"Choices? It told me I "seized the day with Upbeat Cottagecore." What the fuck does that mean?
*Tony breathes heavily*
I only listened to Midnights ONCE, you hear me!"
usmnt fans: bring back the waldo jerseys! they were unique and identifiable!
nike: no
fans: the bomb pops! we still wear them in the stands
nike: no
fans: sash?
nike: no
fans: fine. let's just keep the dazzle camo
nike: blue tie-dye
fans: but that's worse!
nike: no, THIS is
Me, every time: oh, a missed call? Let me see when it was and decide whether to call/text back *touches lock screen*
iPhone: SURPRISE, WE'RE CALLING THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW