Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson

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[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

I cannot find a crisp Diet Coke in the entirety of DC. What’s going on with that?

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

Good for them

[Ruth Graham @publicroad]

New from me: George and Laura Bush are siding with their long-time Dallas congregation in its escalating battle with the United Methodist Church. https://t.co/8og3SZ5UWi

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@evansmithmaps And it’s bc I lead with kindness Evan

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

Easy political points for Florida Republicans would be fixing the state parks. In all fairness, Republicans probably were the ones who broke them, but I’m trying to be nice tonight.

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@evansmithmaps No more fat people on the stairs at Troy Springs

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

And while I’m at it, we should PRIVATIZE SILVER SPRINGS. Sell it to Disney or something

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

I don’t want to hear anyone talking about rigging and fraud — they did this to themselves! Notre Dame plays NOBODY and frankly shouldn’t even be as high as 11.

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

You can’t have a relationship where BOTH people are Diet Coke fiends. There needs to be balance in the relationship

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

The food at Steak N’ Shake is GOOD, but it’s just a shithole to go inside

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

Still pissed off about them banning greyhound racing in Florida. We need to bring that back @Obama

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@JustinSextonIN Sad to see this happen to a Born-again Christian, Innocent Honest Jew.

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

Crazy that this would’ve been a penalty in the Big 12

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@FitzyMoPena Illnesses that spread on cruise ships are typically through the fecal-oral route rather than airborne.

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@davidebiddle Disgusting. It’s all bc of those damn Yankees I’m sure

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

We will be making copycat Kenny Rogers Rosters chicken this weekend

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@ItsFreakinHarry @MappingFL A lot of schools just have a long weekend for fall break.

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@tdgator9 The ranch is good though

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@AniruddhC1108 Craziest thing is that we would have made the national championship if Notre Dame had lost to USC

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

If Republicans want to win the midterms, someone needs to announce a new season of Reba right now

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@BlueOrangeGtr @CoachJonSumrall

[Dawson “George Foreman” Jackson @dawsonwjackson]

@JuiceTheGator @IsaacEdelman Perhaps. Will investigate and get back to you