David Berndt

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[David Berndt @daxb21]

@amazing_nature0 @moconns Whoaaaaaaaaaa

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@moconns The 3 day delay that it took for me to see this makes the verbal assault I just received even worse.

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@Casey im sure this package from the 4/20/2015 vlog is coming in handy

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@NatashaBFLO 😂😂😂😂😂

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@caph003 Imagine that!! What an idiot!! Who would do such a thing?!

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@codywanner

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

The Coronavirus content you didn’t know you needed

[, @dbs408]

This easily the greatest scene in film history.

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@NatashaBFLO @bigditchbrewing SIGN ME UP!!!!

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@NatashaBFLO Sometimes I can’t distinguish a flashing yellow from a flashing red #blind

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@NatashaBFLO But would you listen?

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@moconns All the pizza I had last night saved my life

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@bethanyalt Thank you for reminding to pay my toll from last Monday. Although I think I just voluntarily submitted my info to the system to be billed. Did it years ago and never got a bill. Thankfully it didn’t say I owe a billion dollars.

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@bethanyalt I’ll see what I can do. I’m the new guy in these parts.

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@bethanyalt I don’t even know if the pool is open yet. It’s on the other side of my building. Resolution to come. It’s probably cold af too

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@bethanyalt 🙋🏻‍♂️

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@caph003 @JoeKonzeJr Not this time...shockingly.

[David Berndt @daxb21]

@caph003 @JoeKonzeJr And he wasn’t asking for me.