Victor Mature

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[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@MilitaryBanter Fucking hell

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@justdave89now Imagine wanting to make our already shit society worse.

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@concretemilk I think he doesn't care what we think he was doing. For an intelligent man, you'd think he'd realise what this might be misconstrued as. It's almost like he did it deliberately.

For clarity, I can't stand the man. Went right off him when he called that rescue guy a pedo.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

There is no more gullible twat than the audiophile. Spend some time round some and you quickly realise they're worse than flat earthers.

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@brucedon5 Sorry to hear that, my wife's best friend died with it last year. A horrible disease

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@theliamnissan He has the jawline of an eel

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@Simple_john1 I just did a year in Norway flying on very small planes in horrendous weather. People would scream quite often.

The pilots flying those things are second to none. Only felt like I was going die 2x

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@nic_loves_metal Barlows massive son is brilliant tho

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@PrimordialRadio we missed out on tix for bloodstock this year. However it doesn't matter as we booked for the big bang now.

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@Nigella_Lawson The missus made this on Friday, using blackberries freshly picked. It was delicious and I am ashamed to say I had 2 portions

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@BartonBella1 @JamesMelville To be fair he's only following with a tradition of incompetence

Johnson
Truss
Rishi

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@8lissFullyAware @NicMSweeney @RossBlankenship @seaningle Whilst I think that the concept of human males boxing against human females absolutely abhorrent. Your president has zero jurisdiction over what the rest of the world does sports wise. Are you aware of the rest of the world existing?

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@AdolphusSpriggs @Dave91473661 @J_Bloodworth Shortarse Shithouse

I doff my cap to you good sir.

The addition of the tinpot is a masterstroke.

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@HeavyMetalYetii Dune
Iain M Banks Culture novels
Rendezvous with Rama

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[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

@Simple_john1 Fuck around and find out

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

We miss you greatly Julia Spearmint, you improved everything.

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

It's a year and a day since @innerminxBBW died. I'm not saying "passed" or "we lost" or any of that stuff. She hated that. She was a potty mouthed fiend and a great person. We still miss her loads. She was humble and quiet as a mouse at times and fierce and scary at others.

[Victor Mature @daz_lloyd]

We took a thing with us to Scotland just now, it was a purple cat figurine. My wife rode it round the north coast on her own motorbike. She would have loved an adventure like that with Julia.