lucille

under the moonlight as we stared at the sea

[sacha 🦞 🇵🇸 - Sade fan account @tondesignerpref]

Le chat qui squatte chez moi il aime trop les couchers de soleil

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

spiderman brand new day highkey unrealistic cause mamdani would’ve never let that happen in his new york

[kat😻 @kattatonique]

Call my dick al gore the way I run it against her bush. Is this anything

[𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷 @lesbisam]

all these lame ass tech bros are so obsessed with ai. no one cares about real issues, like creating a strap you can feel

[b!essie 🫶 @bleghc]

my friend is going on a date with a professor so she’s looking him up on ratemyprofessor crying

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m wearing an evanescence shirt and stretching the absolute fuck out of amy lee’s forehead with my massive tits

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

My dad thought "rizz" was short for risotto

[yeah? 🔻 @capitalismh4ter]

s'appeler zinedine zidane c'est un peu comme s'appeler tralalero tralala

[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

app store slop games don’t let u see ur battery percentage for the same reason casinos don’t have windows

[Alexandre Blaineau @AlBlaineau]

Vincent Van Gogh est mort le 29 juillet 1890. Il repose au cimetière d’Auvers-sur-Oise, à côté de son frère Théo

[‏۟ @batemansdick]

I don’t give a fuck about anything .

[cargo short dad @cargoshortdad64]

Bro come on

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

Was just fully shat on by a seagull in front of a family of French tourists who all - in unison - said “noooooon.” Thank you to that family.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

i know it gets said a lot but so many dystopias for straight people is just what governments have done/are doing to LGBTQ people. “what if it was illegal to be in a relationship and have sex?” wow i wonder if anyone has ever been in a situation like that before

[𝑬𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒐 @_Manuuxy]

a sensação de assistir uma série lançada nos anos 2000 com 8 temporadas

[lil bitch @thicckcindy]

throwback to the time my mom was trying to figure out who my dad’s biological dad was .. womp womp

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

(Leaning seductively on the kebab counter) so is there a bosswoman