Laynee

19yo // She/Her

[slice @sliceofheck]

Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well

[funnyrodents @funnyrodents_]

white people when you have dinner with them

[publix 🇨🇺⚢ @cafecubano_]

wearing an outfit to match the movie you're seeing

[kyrsive / maxi road / equovil @kyrsive]

coming back from college classes just to hop on discord

[𒀭ㅈཱིᚏᠠᚲᐁ @whatahwhatahw]

My uncle got his pussy removed #aunt

[ali @alicentipedeguy]

me when someone says poop

[Laynee @db_can_fly]

@flskr_s METER FAIRYYY YAYYY

[Mia Perfect 😊 @wormlover92]

Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

NEW CAST!

Saidah Belo-Osagie
Grace Reiter

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

my life is terrible except for when i'm drinking soda or masturbating

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

when the function got jello shots

[Bill Bria @billbria]

Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realise
I'm going home.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Any friend of the Muppets is a friend of mine 🩷

[𐙚 @blythedollbaby]

walking around undiagnosed and irritable just like my father #daddysgirl

[Laynee @db_can_fly]

transmascsteveo PLEASEE reveal yourself

[fruit bat 🦇 @brigifitzgerald]

i take the topics of kink, sex, and sexuality very seriously bc im autistic and those have always been my special interests

[Laynee @db_can_fly]

@phartsmeller28 Him impersonating Chris’s laugh 😭😭😭

[Laynee @db_can_fly]

Johnny Knoxville

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

when i was a kid i would put firecrackers on speed bumps so that when people drove over them they would pop and the person would freak the fuck out and get out of their car and then i would rob them

[love what you can until it’s gone @lovedtothecore]

I used to masturbate to photos of waffle makers

[siel hates this account @akechoid]

I be stressed over school and grades and then remember i can kill myself whenever i want