Papipul, but PhDying

Era joven hasta que me jodí la rodilla

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To: G██ I█████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
Subject: WC idea
8 Apr 2019, 6:42AM

dude. hear me. out . cooling break in soccer . 3/4 min mybe .. what d u think? ?

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[Papipul, but PhDying @dc8a97]

Me, currently

[TotientQuotient @t0tientqu0tient]

This is the easy bit from my experience. The real humiliation ritual is cold-emailing professors from other unis expressing interest in becoming their grad student. I'd spend days reading their papers just to personalize each email only to be ignored, or worse, ridiculed.

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[TotientQuotient @t0tientqu0tient]

This is the easy bit from my experience. The real humiliation ritual is cold-emailing professors from other unis expressing interest in becoming their grad student. I'd spend days reading their papers just to personalize each email only to be ignored, or worse, ridiculed.

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